Jojo’s Unique Account

The worms that ate my brain at 14 can never leave, they must reinvent themselves every decade or so

[boookthief]

[cokezerovape]

[tears-of-acid-and-sluts]

Who said that? 🤠👉👈

[dollopheadedmerlin]

Fine, I guess I will make Arthur kiss that old man since everyone else is too afraid to

[unfortunatelymerlin]

[nosuchthingasdeadlanguages]

'i love toxic yuri' okay so stand for the anthem (morgana and gwen from bbc's hit 2008 tv show merlin)

[bakerharrystyles]

cigarette smoke

[jediknightwarren42]

When someone brings up BBCs Merlin in conversation so I just have to stare at them like they said my dead wife’s full legal name.

[draculas-secret-blog]

Never before have I seen a man get passed around a friend group this much. Everyone is #getting a piece of that

[frogdivorce]

poem by Alex Peery Clark / two.bees.poetry for @morgwenmicrofic prompt: poetry

[nextstopparis]

“i asked chatgpt—”

ok well i asked the cryptic fucking dragon that was imprisoned underground 20 years ago and he told me that no one can choose or escape their destiny so. he may have also told me i have a soulmate in the guy whose guts i hate but i dont really have time to think about that right now

[cherriielle]

bbc merlin you will ALWAYS be famous

[syrinxspider]

Everytime I see twink Dennis Whittaker, I die a little inside. I guarantee you that he has glued his skin/tip of his finger back together instead of going to get stitches because the nearest hospital was an hour or more away. He is not a small uwu baby, that’s a grown man with corn fed beefy arms bro.

[beyond-crusading]

"I asked ChatGPT-" Well I asked the immortal Dragon that Uther chained in the caves beneath Camelot and HE told me to commit treason

[shhhhimwatchingthis]

BBC Merlin is insane as a show. Its an adaptation of Arthurian mythos. It's inspired by CW's Smallville (this is 100% real look it up). it stars 4 unknown 20 somethings and British acting legends. It's aimed at kids and families. its a tragedy. Its campy as hell. It will make you cry. It asks you, like Merlin, to believe in the Golden age of Camelot. It never shows you that Golden age. Everyone in the show is the most beautiful person you'll ever see. people will clown on the CGI. Its one of the most homerotic shows of the 2000's. Its an on purpose allegory for queerphobia, but those allegorious queer characters are largely villains. If you watched it when you were 12 you will never quite be able to let it go. This is a curse. This is an experience you wouldn't give up for the world.

[nerd0608]

Forever jealous of the Merlin cast. Imagine being in your 20s in the 2000s and your life consists of getting paid to do medieval larping, while surrounded by only attractive people.

[nerd0608]

Arthur thinking Merlin has spent 3 days in the tavern, meanwhile Merlin has been saving Arthur from the biggest threat to his life so far.