Warren

he/him

[jediknightwarren42]

The redder my state gets, the shorter my hair gets.

[jediknightwarren42]

I’m babysitting a 1 year old rn and I put her to sleep but the minute I set her down she woke back up, but she didn’t start crying so I just layed down by her crib. And she was staring at me and it was really awkward so I turned over but I can still hear her heavy breathing behind me and anytime I turn over I see her still staring at me and I’m low-key freaked out.

This is why I can’t have kids.

[jediknightwarren42]

Brinity stocks are UP

[jediknightwarren42]

RIP Jo March, you would’ve loved ao3 and pride month.

[jediknightwarren42]

Love Island but it’s just Iain Stirling and me.

[jediknightwarren42]

Being a unit leader at a girl scout camp rn and it’s kinda funny.Like I’m a closeted trans guy and I hate being viewed as a girl, but also like Yes, I am a girlscout still. I’m still gonna be teaching campers all my favorite girls out songs, I’m still gonna be reciting the girls out pledge each day, I’m still gonna act like a sister to every girlscout.

It doesn’t matter if I transition or not I’m still a girlscout, always.

Sorry I’m being so sentimental I just really love girlscouts and planning for camps got me feeling nostalgic.

[stonefemmesiren]

thank god for dykes

[jediknightwarren42]

Amen 🫡

[jediknightwarren42]

Do I actually need to go up on all my prescriptions or am I just on my period?

[jediknightwarren42]

Just rewatched Tinerbelle and The Great Escape and why were Tink and Vidia low-key toxic yuri?

[jediknightwarren42]

I’m sorry but I actually don’t gaf about the new he-man movie, tell me when it’s time for the buff lesbians.

[3rabbit]

daughter (non-practicing)

[dragon-in-a-fez]

tumblr should add a "what the fuck are you talking about" button alongside reply, like, and reblog. you click the what the fuck are you talking about button when op is on some discourse they brought back from another reality that no one on this earth has ever heard of. and if a post gets more what the fuck are you talking abouts than reblogs op gets muted for 12 hours

[britain-offical]

"I'm a boy"

"I'm a girl"

WELL IM A NIGHT STALKING CRIME FIGHTING VIGILANTE AND A HEAVY METAL RAPPING MACHINE. I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING EMOTIONALLY EXCEPT FOR RAGE 24/7 365 AT A MILLION PERCENT.

[fujokafka]

we need to bring back old school tumblr communication and im so serious. sending an ask to a mutual just to say hello. seeing three different asks in your inbox all asking how your dentist appointment went. seeing a post you think one of your mutuals would enjoy and tagging them/sending it to them in the dms. nowadays its just silently liking a post or (if youre feeling extreme) replying under posts. WHAT HAPPENED TO US!! we used to be a proper community!!!! #LetsBringWhimsyBack

[andthelaw]

reblog if you want ppl to send you random lil' asks

[jediknightwarren42]

Sometimes I feel like an alien disguising themselves as a human so they can come down to earth and study people, except I’m really bad at my job and everyone can tell I’m not human.

[jediknightwarren42]

I think there should be a “rate my professor” but for landlords

[jediknightwarren42]

I saw a video where this guy was asking people who they would want to be able to romance in Stardew Valley and there were multiple comments saying different characters like Marnie or the Wizard or Marlon.

There was only ONE other comment beside my own that said Linus though. Nobody wanted Linus but me, which I am baffled by. I can’t be the only one who want that scruffy old man, Linus is the best, he’s anti capitalism, he cares about the environment, he gives you food and fish, and he’s extremely interesting.