tumblr took my icon in the divorce

• This account was lost in the Purge of '18 (but I have a million sideblogs) • NOT A BOT please don't block me I swear I'm a person-ish (yes it happens a lot) • if you want to know who i am DM ME PLEASE i don't want to put all my sideblogs here but I swear I'm not as sus as it seems • my birth year starts with 19

[szammy]

Wassup everyone I've actually been on tumblr since 2012 or something but my blog used to be marked as explicit to be polite to minors and then the porn ban took me out in a dark alley ✌️

I'm not a newbie and I'm not a bot but I don't have an icon. But tumblr failed to kill me. I'm still here. In the shadows. Plotting my revenge.

I don't use my main much because the lack of an icon annoys me but I have a TON of sideblogs so if I follow you or interact, that's why. Please don't block me I'm sobbing I'm human

Also, this is an sfw blog, I promise! I just can't turn that thing off because tumblr locked it. Istg I'm just a little guy I'm just cursed to look sus as hell 😔

Some sideblogs under the cut ♡

I'm gonna list SOME of my sideblogs, but not all of them because I have like 50 of those things and a) i simply cannot be bothered and b) i don't necessarily WANT all of them to be associated with each other? I don't have any secrets and I'm pretty sure I have my name in all but two of them so like if you find me in the wild, congrats, but some of these blogs have been inactive for years and we do not speak of my old self lmao

Black ones are inactive atm

DC | @htub

Transformers/ficto/inofficial main | @seeyouonsaturn

BotW/TotK | @b1rdbr4ined

Photography | @cameracat

AtlA | @turtleduck-tea

Beastars | @ajimelon

Danny Phantom | @danny-fenton-is-trans

Mario | @koopacat

TMNT | @cheesesicle

Trollhunters | @bular

Zootopia | @mmeeeoowww

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cat haters dni

[tummyach1ng]

Using your side blog more than your main is wildly embarrassing like wow hi I think you’re so cool please ignore the blog I’m interacting with you from I swear to god I’m better than this

[flourishingskeleton]

This is my beautiful elderly daughter Maddie, or Madeline for emphasis! She's turning 17 next month but you can hardly tell, our vet wouldn't believe it until I showed her proof.

I adopted her a little over a year ago as a "shy cat that loves hiding" and she's currently sleeping on her blankie in the middle of the room (but she usually lives on my lap).

She's the most spoiled picky eater in the world but knows the words treat and chicken (very important words) and also how to give kissies! She used to be shy around strangers but she's really curious now, loves cuddles (i even have tummy privileges) and stealing milk from my cereal bowl when i'm not looking. She screams at me nonstop especially when she wants attention (which is always) or when I'm in the shower. She also sheds so much I could build her a friend. Sometimes I find some coffee in my morning cup of cat hair. Also her butt smells, but it's ok. She's perfect and I love her. Please enjoy.

my enjoyment cannot be overstated