A Perfect Being

8th Espada. Unrivalled genius. And no, I'm not going to tell you where my hollow hole is ;) BEHOLD! THE VERITABLE LEGION! | Inquire, If You Must

[yumichika-suggestions]

Still the prettiest!

[szayelsuggestions]

No you are nOT

[szayelsuggestions]

I HOPE @kurotsuchisuggestions ROTS IN HELL

WHICH, BY THE WAY, IS NOT FUN

HOW DO I KNOW YOU ASK

OH GEE

LET ME THINK

[kurotsuchisuggestions]

Glad to see you care, Arrancar.

[szayelsuggestions]

WHAT

NO I DON’T

SHUT UP

I DON’T CARE

I SAID SHUT UP I DON’T CARE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[szayelsuggestions]

I HOPE @kurotsuchisuggestions ROTS IN HELL

WHICH, BY THE WAY, IS NOT FUN

HOW DO I KNOW YOU ASK

OH GEE

LET ME THINK

[szayelsuggestions]

Give into your carnal urges.

Why not~?

<3

[bazz-bsuggestions]

Why not? Why the FUCK not, am I right?

[szayelsuggestions]

Emphasis on fuck, I hope.

<3

[szayelsuggestions]

Give into your carnal urges.

Why not~?

<3

[yumichika-suggestions]

Hotness Chart: S

@kukakusuggestions (Kukaku Shiba)

Lots of scary lesbians woman in the “S” category, starting with this one. Not sure I can rate the older sister of the guy who BLEW UP MY PRETTY FACE with anything higher than a 5, so there.

@miyakosuggestions (Miyako Shiba)

Seems nice enough, despite sharing a surname with the pig-riding, dirt-magic moron who BLEW UP MY PRETTY FACE, so I’m guessing this one married in: 7

@yoruichisuggestions (Yourichi Shihōn)

Good hair, intense murderous eyes. A True First, like @niisama-suggestions, but far less stuck-up.  8

@yushirosuggestions (Yushiro Shihōn)

Smol version of above. Too young for hotness chart, so gets a N/A, though I suspect this one will grow up to be very handsome, indeed.

@shaolinsoifonsuggestions (Suì-Fēng)

Another scary lesbian woman who would probably murder me for looking at her cross-eyed. 6?

@szayelsuggestions (Szayelaporro Granz)

The smirk is disconcerting, but I like what the eyes are saying. I heard from Abarai that this one will stop a fight in order to change outfits, so that’s definitely in the plus column. 8

@ulquiorraschiffersuggestions (Uliquiorra Schiffer)

Eye (tattoos? Make-up?) very on game. Not sure about the bone helmet, but looks like there’s good hair under there somewhere. 8

@tsukishimasuggestions (Tsukishima Shūkurō)

I don’t know why, but this guy looks like he could be someone very important to me, probably someone I knew long ago. Not sure why I feel like that, especially since he has very a very @aizensamasuggestions‘s like squint. Probably he’s not good for me, despite the pretty hair: 7

@sogyonokotowarisuggestions (Sogyo no Kotowari)

The picture is cute, but I understand some kind of storm or lightning chant is involved, so I’m going to say that these two are probably far more dangerous than they seem. Never sure how to rate zanpakutõ spirits, because, really, am I going to date them? Anyway, these two are kids, so N/A

[szayelsuggestions]

...eight??

Out of what?

Eight, I assume?

[kurotsuchisuggestions]

Really?

No anonymous death threats? No less than anonymous love confessions? No unrequested pictures of genitalia? From the research I conducted, I would have thought I’d be getting all three by now, in large amounts. Of course, I was just asking random humans, but to think that I haven’t even received one of any?

I thought better of you.

[aizensamasuggestions]

I am rather surprised that my Octava, @szayelsuggestions, hasn’t taken you up on this request.  

[kurotsuchisuggestions]

SHUT UP! IT’S NOT A REQUEST! @szayelsuggestions IF YOU EVEN TRY I WILL SUBJECT YOU TO HORROR TENFOLD OF THAT I DID LAST FIGHT!

[szayelsuggestions]

I’d ask you to forgive me for my prolonged absence... but there’s nothing to forgive. I, a dutiful devotee of scIEncE, have been extensively occupied in my lab plotting your dEmIsE, @kurotsuchisuggestions, YOUR dEmIsE doing a few breathtaking, beautiful, and relatively harmless experiments.

Looking to terrorize someone, Kurotsuchi-taichou-chan? I recommend slipping into your adversary’s delirious hallucinations while he’s in the middle of a pivotal fight. That’s quite effective, I hear~ <3

[szayelsuggestions]

Can I ask, with all the new Quincy running around are you afraid you’ll lose the claim on Uryu’s ass?

I’m not opposed to sharing, you insolent fool.

There are no claims in a good three-way.

;)

[szayelsuggestions]

Sex kitten huh?

*Me-ow.*

[bazz-bsuggestions]

Be the fire in someone’s heart.

[szayelsuggestions]

Or in someone’s pants.

<3

[ggiovegasuggestions]

Don’t care if your an espada, stay away from my quincy 

[bazz-bsuggestions]

… I think I can handle the pink guy, @ggiovegasuggestions, but you know, I do love that fierce side of you.

(’Cuz, yeah, I’d be the fire in your pants, too… just sayin’)

[ggiovegasuggestions]

*cuddles @bazz-bsuggestions* oh he’s a crazy one even among us, he might run experiments on you and eat you, or trap you in his home or worse…make a doll clone.

*whispers* good chance he’d kill both of us he’s an espada and well poison to you and higher ranked than me  *whispers* 

But I’d still try to defend my quincy *trying to ignore silent hissing*

[bazz-bsuggestions]

Whoa, to think I almost went out on a date with @szayelsuggestions before I knew you! Sounds like that would have ended badly.

*holds tighter*

[szayelsuggestions]

I almost wish I had the good sense to say that I'm offended.

As it is, I can only say that I'm flattered.

[szayelsuggestions]

Very well. Since I am apparently soliciting favorite teas from my various Espada, I must ask you, Octava: do you have a favorite type of tea?

Bags.

Bags of tea.

Tea that comes in bags.

Tea bags.

Does that answer your question, sweet Anon?

;)

[szayelsuggestions]

The pink being

...ye-e-e-e-e-s?

...can I help you?

[szayelsuggestions]

Haiii

Haiiiiiiiii~

[bazz-bsuggestions]

Be the fire in someone’s heart.

[szayelsuggestions]

Or in someone's pants.

<3

[aizensamasuggestions]

What's the kinkiest thing you've done?

I’m not sure my answers would be of much interest you, Anonymous.

If a kink can be defined by an unusual thrill, one could say that the kinkiest thing I’ve done is watch @gin-suggestions murder the entire Central 46 council. Nothing has been more satisfying in my life than watching those bodies hit the floor and bleed out. I took a lot of pleasure listening to them choke and gasp on the floor as I walked among them.

[szayelsuggestions]

........I find this profoundly disappointing.

[lindocruz-suggestions]

Yessss my favourite fraccion! How are you doing? Any first things, however small, you'd like to get off your chest?

Thank you for calling me your favourite for starters, and I simply wish to follow @nnoitra-suggestions once more.

[nnoitra-suggestions]

I’m surprised you lived, honestly.

[lindocruz-suggestions]

I won’t disagree with you, he ‘did’ give me a scar

[nnoitra-suggestions]

Scars just mean you’ve survived.

[szayelsuggestions]

Being smart and having healing powers > Being dUmb and nOt having healing powers

Just saying~

<3

[aizensamasuggestions]

Good moaning, Lord Aizen

Good… “moaning”?

@szayelsuggestions? You’re NOT being very subtle.

[szayelsuggestions]

Neither are you, Aizen-sama.

Though, I must say, it was thoroughly considerate of @shunsuisuggestions to unlock your mouth - don’t you think?

Even sweet Aizen-sama couldn’t moan properly with his sweet, sweet mouth all locked up... sighhhhhh... locked-up-mouth moaning is far too subtle for my exquisite tastes...