[kaban-bang]

[interdimocs]

@t00lb0xx

[spacedlexi]

this is the only energy i want between these two

bonus:

[author-of-worlds]

@t00lb0xx

[queerstudiesnatural]

that’s literally supernatural

[author-of-worlds]

@t00lb0xx

[kingofthegringos-deactivated202]

I killed the rat king of New York and inherited his throne by right of conquest or whatever, but I never took the rat oaths so I can speak to and command rats and they are compelled to obey, but they formally elected a rat president last year. I don't have any formal power in their social hierarchy but I have very real concrete magical power over them. I guess the title gets passed to my eldest son unless a rat kills me at some point.

[kingofthegringos-deactivated202]

all I use my powers for is making rats salute me when I walk by and they all hate it

[alexs-moon-garden]

@t00lb0xx​

[crunchbuttsteak]

[crunchbuttsteak]

[previoustags]

This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

[karma-crystal]

This 1️⃣ goes out to all the horny 💏 couples out there who are thinking 🤔 of getting rowdy 🔞 this 💌Valentines💮 day evening: 👍 👎DO ❌️ NOT👍 👎 If you do your child 🧒 will be born 👏 a ♏SCORPIO♏ Now, why ❓️ don’t ❌️ we like Scorpio's♏? For starters, “Scorpio” has 7️⃣ letters 🔠. 7️⃣ letters 🔠: 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins ✝️ 🙅‍♀ Now, what are the 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy 👏👏 Envy is associated with the color GREEN 💚 What else is green 💚? Marijuana. Just 1️⃣ more pothead in the world 🗺️. LAME. Now where is pot 🍲 legal? Canada 🇨🇦, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane ✈️ bathrooms if the pilot’s 👨‍✈️ chill. And where can 🥫 planes ✈️ take you? California 🕶. And what’s on California’s state flag 🚩? A BEAR 🐻. Your child 🧒. Is gay 👨‍❤️‍👨.

[quietdoppelganger]

The execution is like slam poetry but the content is clearly a shitpost and that’s def the most powerful combination I’ve encountered in a while

[shadowkat678]

Someone please do a text I’d without all the emojis I’m too tired to.

[marshmarlowee]

ID without emojis:

This one goes out to all the horny couples out there who are thinking of getting rowdy this Valentines day evening: DO NOTIf you do your child will be born a SCORPIO

Now, why don’t we like Scorpio’s?

For starters, “Scorpio” has 7 letters 7 letters: 7 deadly sins Now, what are the 7 deadly sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy. Envy is associated with the color GREEN. What else is green? Marijuana. Just one more pothead in the world. LAME.

Now where is pot legal? Canada, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane bathrooms if the pilot’s chill. And where can planes take you? California. And what’s on California’s state flag? A BEAR. Your child. Is gay.

ID end.

[t00lb0xx]

@author-of-worlds

[tsunderestudio]

“I Just Want to be Single!!” The anti-dating sim where you play as a socially awkward girl trying to ESCAPE from cute waifus to befriend them instead!

Possible FAQs:

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[t00lb0xx]

@author-of-worlds

[midnight-kfc]

You’re laughing. My mother sold me as an NFT to One Direction and you’re laughing.

[nflstreet]

New York is about to kill a whole lot of landlords

New York is about to kill a whole lot of landlords

[t00lb0xx]

@author-of-worlds

[campyvillain]

playing hide and seek alone like in the Creepy pasta but the doll is spamton

[wormspeddler]

homophobic cavemen be like.... no unga but.. he kinda bunga

[r00]

no game has felt worth 60$ since games became 60$

[siderealsandman]

The only games I felt were worth $60 cost like $19.99 and were made by three developers in a shed with GoFundMe money.

[pinstripes-of-doom-deactivated2]

people think taking things literally is just like

not getting jokes and sarcasm

when in my experience it's more like

thinking you have to fulfill 100% of the exact requirements for something, when everyone else apparently knows it's actually a bit flexible

answering rhetorical questions and everyone thinking you're stupid

SAYING something with a literal meaning and others interpreting it figuratively

following instructions to a T but not knowing how to modify them if something goes wrong

wait that song was talking about WHAT??

doing EXACTLY what someone asked of you and them getting mad that it wasn't what they meant or actually wanted

being terrified of people's empty threats or hyperbole without realizing they didn't actually mean it

memorizing all the connotations of different words so you can use them as precisely as possible, getting frustrated when others are inexact

still not getting jokes and sarcasm

[headspace-hotel]

...oh

[andletforsakendidodie]

so i read books like a formula 1 car on cocaine because of my profound ignorance of how nerotypicals use communication. this part can be pretty hard to teal with sometimes.

[greatlordfluffernutter]

okay but the real question is why did a blog that just makes the same post over and over again with slightly altered images you can make in like 1 minute tops need like 12 different mods and a discord to communicate between them and why did they all hate eachother like this really seems like the most avoidable drama in existence its like a fireman dousing himself in gasoline before entering a burning building

[hollowboobtheory]

[feminist-voices]

[outofcontextdiscord]