Oh sh!t you found me

They/them Tired and queer Conspiracy Theorist Leave me alone

[t1r3d-crypt1d]

Ok, Hi!

I’m t1r3d-crypt1d, in case you couldn’t tell. I won’t tell you my name. Why are you here? What do you want from me? You must want something.

…

…

You’re still here.

…

Fine then. But you’re still not getting my name.

they/them pronouns, please (I might use she/they sometimes but very rarely) ((update - a description for my gender: three goblins in a trench coat trying to break into a movie theatre))

Fandoms!!: Shiloh & Nevermore by Kate Flynn and Kit Trace, Countdown to Countdown, Folk of the Air by Holly Black, Welcome to Night Vale, The Magnus Archives

Please no: Homoph0bia, transph0bia, rac!sm, sex!sm, Nazis (why must I say this. I should not have to say this), the list goes on. Don’t be an a-hole. I don’t like a-holes.

I’d tell you about my friends but they aren’t supposed to know I’m here, so….. lol pls don’t tell.

I’m a genderfluid, mentally ill, queer teen! I definitely don’t live in the woods. What could possibly make you think that?

(Retreats further into my tree)

edit: anything tagged #cryptid chatters is just me yabbering abt the random thoughts that come to my head, feel free to ignore those posts.

[laciffo-natas]

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[bitchycode]

I whisper “what the fuck” to myself 50 times a day

[t1r3d-crypt1d]

helloooo

im back??

sorta

I cannot promise consistent posting or anything like that but

it will be more consistent than how I’ve been the last

like

six months

@raineymoods

@waz-cav0

@catcucumber-salad

idk who else to mention but I am actually alive so yea

[t1r3d-crypt1d]

I made this post and then tech week happened so like…

I will not be posting in any way consistently but like I might idk

[t1r3d-crypt1d]

helloooo

im back??

sorta

I cannot promise consistent posting or anything like that but

it will be more consistent than how I’ve been the last

like

six months

@raineymoods

@waz-cav0

@catcucumber-salad

idk who else to mention but I am actually alive so yea

[gerrysbadlydyedhair]

happy birthday to the source of my mental illness of almost 6 years<3333333 love him !

[a-trans-comic-by-me]

[smokeytoastyghosty]

Me: yep

Me: sees trans man not binding and one in a dress

Me : nope!

You didn’t have to draw a trans man with boobs sis, thanks for the dysphoria babeey

[trainwreckbisexual]

if u get dysphoric when u see a boob that’s understandable but its also your problem to deal with n u don’t get to shame other trans dudes for drawing people like them with visible breasts. as much as it sucks, most trans men do have non flat chests and it’s not a bad thing to draw trans men with breasts (unless ur sexualising them, or ur drawing a real life trans man who’s dysphoric about his chest).

also u can’t have a go at op for drawing a trans man without a binder bc it makes u dysphoric n then call him sis. dont be a fuckin hypocrite dude.

anyways good post op

[maraeffect]

some trans men can’t bind for medical reasons. some don’t prefer to bind bc it’s uncomfortable, and hot, and sweaty!!! some trans men arent that bothered by chest dysphoria!

trans people are not required to attempt conformity to be valid in their identity. no one is required to try and “look cis”. that’s your own shit to deal with.

[eroticcannibal]

Thank you for drawing trans men who aren’t binding and who wear feminine clothes, OP, seeing trans people like myself really helps with my dysphoria

[transmxnfenris]

I can’t bind because of my severe asthma and pain in my ribs from fibromyalgia. So seeing trans men who aren’t binding really helps my crippling dysphoria. Thanks op (also disabled trans men aaaaaah! 💖)

[bleepblopbugs]

Also some trans men cant afford a binder, or are closeted, or itt isnt safe where they live to bind, binding isnt a necessity v

[xaira-gabvi]

Also trans men, just like cis men, are allowed to wear dresses.

[bodythepistol]

I absolutely despise how people put a double standard on transgender people it really shows how they feel.

[raineymoods]

THIS. Its all sunshines and rainbows when cis men wear dresses bc ‘look at them breaking gender stereotypes!’ But the moment trans men do it people just assume they want to detransition.

Trans men do now owe you a binded chest . Trans men do now owe you masculine outfits. Trans men dont owe you masculinity! Trans men continue to be men even if they wear makeup, wear feminine clothes, dont bind or dont medically transition! We do not owe you anything to be seen as a man.

Anyway, thank you op for drawing trans men who dont bind & trans men who wear dresses, bc i am both! I personally dont like binding because its sweaty, uncomfortable, and i just dont have the money for a binder right now. (I might get one from my boyfriend soon BUT EVEN THEN IM NOT GONNA BIND 24/7 BC IT CAN FEEL EXHAUSTING).

I also like wearing dresses & skirts because i like ruffles, and flowy things, and yeah, i like feminine clothing! That doesnt make me ‘less of a man’, a ‘fake trans person’, or a detransitioner (no hate to detransitioners ofc!).

[t1r3d-crypt1d]

[applause]

[wrenrouge]

take this gender quiz I beg you it is literally LIFE CHANGING 

[catcucumber-salad]

Okay apparently people can get lost and die in me…

@aesira-of-orion @that-bug-freak @radioduty @nevrevrshppn get over here y'all gotta try this!

[raineymoods]

THANK YOU FOR TAGGING ME!

Im the youngest person ever/ref

@t1r3d-crypt1d try it out!/nf

[t1r3d-crypt1d]

ooh fun

That was… an interesting quiz, to say the least

tags tags tags um

@cl0verbeingcl0ver :3

anyone else yay! :]

[targetedknowledge]

[catcucumber-salad]

[viideo-kidd]

Oliver being canonically good-looking is so funny to me. Like he's so beautiful that statement givers remember it and must comment on it while giving a statement about the most messed up eldritch stuff they've ever seen

[ravenmothcarver]

things that cannot go unmentioned, despite The Horrors:

Oliver's handsome, handsome face

Gerry's shitty, shitty dye job

[catcucumber-salad]

[t1r3d-crypt1d]

I’m. Afraid. Very very afraid. I have many questions. I do not want the answers. This is funnier.

Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

[t1r3d-crypt1d]

I know im late but TRICK OR TREAT!

Here is existential crisis George. I know not what to say about existential crisis George other than that he exists

[thedreamflarealchemist]

trick or treat!

You get!

Pumpkin kitty : 3

[t1r3d-crypt1d]

:D

[t1r3d-crypt1d]

btw anyone asking me trick or treat will receive the most random thing ever and it will be up their own interpretation to decide whether it is a trick or a treat

:) have fun

[t1r3d-crypt1d]

Trick or Treat

I don’t know who you are

have a Kermit in a jar

[t1r3d-crypt1d]

I saw that