Ok, Hi!
I’m t1r3d-crypt1d, in case you couldn’t tell. I won’t tell you my name. Why are you here? What do you want from me? You must want something.
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You’re still here.
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Fine then. But you’re still not getting my name.
they/them pronouns, please (I might use she/they sometimes but very rarely) ((update - a description for my gender: three goblins in a trench coat trying to break into a movie theatre))
Fandoms!!: Shiloh & Nevermore by Kate Flynn and Kit Trace, Countdown to Countdown, Folk of the Air by Holly Black, Welcome to Night Vale, The Magnus Archives
Please no: Homoph0bia, transph0bia, rac!sm, sex!sm, Nazis (why must I say this. I should not have to say this), the list goes on. Don’t be an a-hole. I don’t like a-holes.
I’d tell you about my friends but they aren’t supposed to know I’m here, so….. lol pls don’t tell.
I’m a genderfluid, mentally ill, queer teen! I definitely don’t live in the woods. What could possibly make you think that?
(Retreats further into my tree)
edit: anything tagged #cryptid chatters is just me yabbering abt the random thoughts that come to my head, feel free to ignore those posts.




















