this is a jade harley appreciation blog

sara | 24 | she/her Knight of Doom | Derse this is my fandom sideblog but its literally just homestuck rn (main is @h0ney8ee)

[shirleyjacksons]

not an anti or a pro-shipper but a third secret thing (adult with job)

[crazyexdirkfriend]

those group chats with truth or dare games are so funny to me because imagine any of the kids actually playing truth or dare like

dave: hey bro were playing truth or dare if you want in

dirk: Oh. I know this. 

dirk: Uh, truth or dare?

dave: truth me

dirk: Am I a bad person?

dave: see i was going for more of a chill vibe with this game

[crazyexdirkfriend]

dirk: So, truth or dare?

jake: Ill take a truth bro!

dirk: Was I a bad boyfriend?

jake: Oh uh-

dirk: Did I pressure you into dating me? Were you even attracted to me or did you just feel obliged to give me a chance. Was me suffocating you a natural response to my sudden, unprecedented physical presence in your life or was it specifically my insufferable personality?

jake: I think you only get one question.

dirk: Oh. Okay then.

jake:

dirk:

jake:

dirk: So, ever jack off to Nightcrawler?

[kosmogrl]

[starlitsecrets]

Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.

[witchrealms]

(x)

[dankxsinatra]

American naturalization test

[mantzanita3]

Dovekat !! And a tiny dove i drew but didnt know where to place in the drawing LOL but we love her anyway

[thesluts2004]

don’t care didn’t ask + you’ve projected onto this character to the point that your characterisation is unrecognisable to the source material

[j-ellyfish]

[astronomifier]

In House of Leaves, Navidson spends huge chunks of the book stuck in his home, while in Homestuck, John leaves the house almost immediately. Really makes you think.

[itswillowstree]

House of Stuck

Homeleave

[anarchistdragonnerd]

yet in both the feature home-renovation techniques that are laughable in their impracticality

[42beanbag]

on the off chance anyone has actually paid for Tumblr premium can you please tell me what on earth Tumblr patio is and what madness is described in the sentence 'scroll all your feeds at once'

[whatifchilchuckwasadog]

[alexsiple]

THIEF OF LIGHT

[paleoliths]

While I was at the sexual health clinic I saw a poster for a gonorrhea transmission study where the ask is that a person w throat gonorrhea and one without make out for 3 minutes under observation and they test to see if the one without contracted and then they treat everyone’s infections for free. And they get paid! Anyway if you’re looking for a fanfic situation that’s free you can use that one

[ribbeterr]

karkat goes to his first pride and is accidentally homoph0bic (infinite aura lost; not clickbait)

[tereziskyrope-deactivated201402]

Quote from Act 1 of Homestuck. Art by Xamag.

[headspace-hotel]

it is so fucking sad to find a cool fanartist on here and then see that their last post was from like 2018 and they were announcing that they were moving to Twitter.

It's like being a space colonist and finding a little abandoned space cottage and there's a diary in it and the last entry is like "i have now gone to seek a better life on [name of planet that got overtaken by axe-wielding octopi that feed on human blood]"

[t4timekeeper]

being a queer person who really likes a m/f ship blows because the minute you step outside your painstakingly curated circle of t4t bisexuals you find out all the straight people are out here drawing your faves like this