Thepan Doltit

myeow is 3. meow is a nomyad.

[tabbygravedigger]

HEY! THIS IS MEOWS FIRST POST. MEOWS NAME IS THEPAN! i like looting those wyeird boxes with myeat in them! Im 3!

[oozingantfarm]

Llowblood5 are funny becau5e half the time they're nookwhiff highblood plea5r5 or needle55ly petulant.

[tabbygravedigger]

Thyats nyat very nyice :<

[oozingantfarm]

Ii only 5tated po5itive qualitie5. Hhow i5 that not nice.

[tabbygravedigger]

Thyose dont sound pawsitive to meow :<

[oozingantfarm]

Tthey are thing5 I enjoy in troll5.

[tabbygravedigger]

Byut thyey make trolls fyeel byad when you say it like dat :<

[oozingantfarm]

Llowblood5 are funny becau5e half the time they're nookwhiff highblood plea5r5 or needle55ly petulant.

[tabbygravedigger]

Thyats nyat very nyice :<

[oozingantfarm]

Ii only 5tated po5itive qualitie5. Hhow i5 that not nice.

[tabbygravedigger]

Thyose dont sound pawsitive to meow :<

[oozingantfarm]

Llowblood5 are funny becau5e half the time they're nookwhiff highblood plea5r5 or needle55ly petulant.

[tabbygravedigger]

Thyats nyat very nyice :<

[tabbygravedigger]

Meows hwungry n twired and away from any rewst stwops

[coopycaat]

uum. theeree iis aa meeoowbeeaast kiitteen (ii thiink) oouutsiidee my hiivee?

my paalmhuusk caameeraa dooeesnt woork buut iits suupeer smaall, liike iits criimiinaal hoow smaall iit iis.

looooks liikee a meeoowbeeaast/caat buut wiithoouut any fuur. iit keeeeps squueeaakiing aand craawliing oon thee floooor.

whaat shoouuld ii doo?

leeaavee iit bee

taakee iit iin (neew peet?)

taakee iit too aan aaniimaal sheelteer

Voting ended onJul 2, 2024

[tabbygravedigger]

IT NEEDS MEW! PLWEASE TAKE IT SOMEWHERE SWAFE :<

[telepathictrickster]

you are a \\eird |itt|e freak. \\hat is \\rong \\ith you?

ARE.YOU.INTRESTED.IN.ME.JPG?

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IDK.THO.JPG

IM.ONLY.INTRESTED.IN.FUCHSIA.BADDIES.BTW.PNG

[tabbygravedigger]

Efur considered that mew have an unhwealthy relationship with pwower dwue to the fear of purrsecution?

[tabbygravedigger]

meow saw big injpurred lusus. Meow cant wyait for a myeal

[tabbygravedigger]

"Dude" ]>:<

"Arren't you too young to be herre??" ]>:◁

"Shouldn't you be mucking arround in a schoolhive as one does orr something??" ]>:\

- @taintlesscarcass

Meow was tyold if meow evfur tryied to assimyilate into society meow wyould get culled :{

[taintlesscarcass]

"Oh" ]:|

"Well, doesn't being herre put you at rrisk of getting culled too??" ]>:/

[tabbygravedigger]

Well there are plenty of mutyants and styuff here who hyavent gottnyan culled. So it is pawbably okay.

[taintlesscarcass]

"Okay"

"I don't think anyone's told you this"

("especially yourr lusus because it seems too late forr them to")

"But let me set the matterr strraight frrom what I've obserrved while lurrking herre forr a long time:"

"This place is double-sided as shiiii- I mean heck."

"It's double-sided as heck."

"Some trrolls might pretend to be someone they absolutely can't be by lying about who they rreally arre on this site."

"But on the flip side, otherr trrolls might exprress who they rreally are on this site without holding back."

"Why?"

("thats a rrhetorrical question let me answerr that.")

"It all comes down to this:"

"Rreal life can suck."

"Trrolls left and rright can get bogged down by it all."

"So why wouldn't some choose to escape by going herre to eitherr be rreal or fake?"

"As a rresult, the big thing to considerr in what I'm telling you is that therre's no easy way to know forr surre which choice each account herre has taken."

"And even then, some might be lying not to escape but to deceive otherrs forr theirr own rreasons."

"So what I'm saying is:"

"Some accounts you see herre might be rrun by actual mutants."

("but i would doubt that if werre you because the empirre says theyrre not rreal.")

"Otherrs might be complete and utterr liarrs."

("in the case of mutants this possibility is highly likely to be trrue im just considerring potential off-chances that the empirre themselves might be lying to some extent for whateverr rreason.")

"Therre's no easy way to know forr surre until The Empirre or otherr trolls find who to cull."

"If you can't keep that in mind."

"Delete yourr account and stay logged off for yourr safety."

[tabbygravedigger]

Woah. Thyats a lyot of words. But im nyat a mewtant. Byut i nevfur had a lusus. Thyank you fur caring. Nobody has shown meow care in furever.

[lowbloodslovinglife]

𝄆what do you mean youve never had a lusus𝄽 thats a culla♭le o𝆑𝆑ense~~they wouldve never let you out o𝆑 the caverns alive𝄇

what do you mean youve never had a lusus? thats a cullable offense--they wouldve never let you out of the caverns alive

[tabbygravedigger]

harlen (meows old owner.)) . Meow was in the cavyerns while she was ayt a pyarty. She gyat dared to styeal meow as a joke n she couldnt tyell it was a yolk.

[taintlesscarcass]

"Firrst of all:" ]:⟨

"I didn't know you neverr had a lusus" ]<:◁

"Sorrrry for assuming otherrwise" ]<:<

"LBLL is rright in saying that's a cullable offense on Alterrnia, though" ]:⟨

("i looked it up on gorregle just to make damn surre even though thats supposed to be common knowledge")

("wait")

("i said damn")

("tg dont say damn")

"Second of all:" ]:⟨

"I apprreciate the thanks I get frrom you" ]:⟩

"But that's not gonna solve the fact that you'rre wading into even deeperr waterrs now" ]>:⟨

("i mean youve alrready had a terrrrible starrt to being herre what with giving away yourr firrst name yourr age and parrts of yourr entirre situation all of which arre the furrthest thing frrom safe to give away if yourre actually 3 sweeps old")

"So wrrig" ]>:<

"Arre you going to stay herre or not??" ]>:◁

[tabbygravedigger]

Meow doesnt knyow...

[taintlesscarcass]

]:|

"Okay"

"If it ever comes down to it"

("as in yourre about to die alone")

"Just trroll me dirrectly, okay??" ]:⟨

[tabbygravedigger]

Okay! thyank mew for the hyelp :3

[your-fave-is-cullable]

>>>@tabbygravedigger should probably be beforan culled before an accident happens

<>ε>already done guyuys fo you not keeps up with anything?<3<>

[tabbygravedigger]

:{

[clownadmirer]

FUCK THE DRONES ARE AFTER ME. FUCK FUCK FUCK. ⦚ HEARD SOME INDIGOS WHISPER TO EACHOTHER TALKING ABOUT DRONES AND NOW THEY ARE FOLLOWING ME. HELP.

[cannibalisticacrobat]

o<[]:o)

[tabbygravedigger]

Calous. Whyat do mew myean :{

[tabbygravedigger]

"Dude" ]>:<

"Arren't you too young to be herre??" ]>:◁

"Shouldn't you be mucking arround in a schoolhive as one does orr something??" ]>:\

- @taintlesscarcass

Meow was tyold if meow evfur tryied to assimyilate into society meow wyould get culled :{

[taintlesscarcass]

"Oh" ]:|

"Well, doesn't being herre put you at rrisk of getting culled too??" ]>:/

[tabbygravedigger]

Well there are plenty of mutyants and styuff here who hyavent gottnyan culled. So it is pawbably okay.

[taintlesscarcass]

"Okay"

"I don't think anyone's told you this"

("especially yourr lusus because it seems too late forr them to")

"But let me set the matterr strraight frrom what I've obserrved while lurrking herre forr a long time:"

"This place is double-sided as shiiii- I mean heck."

"It's double-sided as heck."

"Some trrolls might pretend to be someone they absolutely can't be by lying about who they rreally arre on this site."

"But on the flip side, otherr trrolls might exprress who they rreally are on this site without holding back."

"Why?"

("thats a rrhetorrical question let me answerr that.")

"It all comes down to this:"

"Rreal life can suck."

"Trrolls left and rright can get bogged down by it all."

"So why wouldn't some choose to escape by going herre to eitherr be rreal or fake?"

"As a rresult, the big thing to considerr in what I'm telling you is that therre's no easy way to know forr surre which choice each account herre has taken."

"And even then, some might be lying not to escape but to deceive otherrs forr theirr own rreasons."

"So what I'm saying is:"

"Some accounts you see herre might be rrun by actual mutants."

("but i would doubt that if werre you because the empirre says theyrre not rreal.")

"Otherrs might be complete and utterr liarrs."

("in the case of mutants this possibility is highly likely to be trrue im just considerring potential off-chances that the empirre themselves might be lying to some extent for whateverr rreason.")

"Therre's no easy way to know forr surre until The Empirre or otherr trolls find who to cull."

"If you can't keep that in mind."

"Delete yourr account and stay logged off for yourr safety."

[tabbygravedigger]

Woah. Thyats a lyot of words. But im nyat a mewtant. Byut i nevfur had a lusus. Thyank you fur caring. Nobody has shown meow care in furever.

[lowbloodslovinglife]

𝄆what do you mean youve never had a lusus𝄽 thats a culla♭le o𝆑𝆑ense~~they wouldve never let you out o𝆑 the caverns alive𝄇

what do you mean youve never had a lusus? thats a cullable offense--they wouldve never let you out of the caverns alive

[tabbygravedigger]

harlen (meows old owner.)) . Meow was in the cavyerns while she was ayt a pyarty. She gyat dared to styeal meow as a joke n she couldnt tyell it was a yolk.

[taintlesscarcass]

"Firrst of all:" ]:⟨

"I didn't know you neverr had a lusus" ]<:◁

"Sorrrry for assuming otherrwise" ]<:<

"LBLL is rright in saying that's a cullable offense on Alterrnia, though" ]:⟨

("i looked it up on gorregle just to make damn surre even though thats supposed to be common knowledge")

("wait")

("i said damn")

("tg dont say damn")

"Second of all:" ]:⟨

"I apprreciate the thanks I get frrom you" ]:⟩

"But that's not gonna solve the fact that you'rre wading into even deeperr waterrs now" ]>:⟨

("i mean youve alrready had a terrrrible starrt to being herre what with giving away yourr firrst name yourr age and parrts of yourr entirre situation all of which arre the furrthest thing frrom safe to give away if yourre actually 3 sweeps old")

"So wrrig" ]>:<

"Arre you going to stay herre or not??" ]>:◁

[tabbygravedigger]

Meow doesnt knyow...

[tabbygravedigger]

"Dude" ]>:<

"Arren't you too young to be herre??" ]>:◁

"Shouldn't you be mucking arround in a schoolhive as one does orr something??" ]>:\

- @taintlesscarcass

Meow was tyold if meow evfur tryied to assimyilate into society meow wyould get culled :{

[taintlesscarcass]

"Oh" ]:|

"Well, doesn't being herre put you at rrisk of getting culled too??" ]>:/

[tabbygravedigger]

Well there are plenty of mutyants and styuff here who hyavent gottnyan culled. So it is pawbably okay.

[taintlesscarcass]

"Okay"

"I don't think anyone's told you this"

("especially yourr lusus because it seems too late forr them to")

"But let me set the matterr strraight frrom what I've obserrved while lurrking herre forr a long time:"

"This place is double-sided as shiiii- I mean heck."

"It's double-sided as heck."

"Some trrolls might pretend to be someone they absolutely can't be by lying about who they rreally arre on this site."

"But on the flip side, otherr trrolls might exprress who they rreally are on this site without holding back."

"Why?"

("thats a rrhetorrical question let me answerr that.")

"It all comes down to this:"

"Rreal life can suck."

"Trrolls left and rright can get bogged down by it all."

"So why wouldn't some choose to escape by going herre to eitherr be rreal or fake?"

"As a rresult, the big thing to considerr in what I'm telling you is that therre's no easy way to know forr surre which choice each account herre has taken."

"And even then, some might be lying not to escape but to deceive otherrs forr theirr own rreasons."

"So what I'm saying is:"

"Some accounts you see herre might be rrun by actual mutants."

("but i would doubt that if werre you because the empirre says theyrre not rreal.")

"Otherrs might be complete and utterr liarrs."

("in the case of mutants this possibility is highly likely to be trrue im just considerring potential off-chances that the empirre themselves might be lying to some extent for whateverr rreason.")

"Therre's no easy way to know forr surre until The Empirre or otherr trolls find who to cull."

"If you can't keep that in mind."

"Delete yourr account and stay logged off for yourr safety."

[tabbygravedigger]

Woah. Thyats a lyot of words. But im nyat a mewtant. Byut i nevfur had a lusus. Thyank you fur caring. Nobody has shown meow care in furever.

[lowbloodslovinglife]

𝄆what do you mean youve never had a lusus𝄽 thats a culla♭le o𝆑𝆑ense~~they wouldve never let you out o𝆑 the caverns alive𝄇

what do you mean youve never had a lusus? thats a cullable offense--they wouldve never let you out of the caverns alive

[tabbygravedigger]

harlen (meows old owner.)) . Meow was in the cavyerns while she was ayt a pyarty. She gyat dared to styeal meow as a joke n she couldnt tyell it was a yolk.

[tabbygravedigger]

"Dude" ]>:<

"Arren't you too young to be herre??" ]>:◁

"Shouldn't you be mucking arround in a schoolhive as one does orr something??" ]>:\

- @taintlesscarcass

Meow was tyold if meow evfur tryied to assimyilate into society meow wyould get culled :{

[taintlesscarcass]

"Oh" ]:|

"Well, doesn't being herre put you at rrisk of getting culled too??" ]>:/

[tabbygravedigger]

Well there are plenty of mutyants and styuff here who hyavent gottnyan culled. So it is pawbably okay.

[taintlesscarcass]

"Okay"

"I don't think anyone's told you this"

("especially yourr lusus because it seems too late forr them to")

"But let me set the matterr strraight frrom what I've obserrved while lurrking herre forr a long time:"

"This place is double-sided as shiiii- I mean heck."

"It's double-sided as heck."

"Some trrolls might pretend to be someone they absolutely can't be by lying about who they rreally arre on this site."

"But on the flip side, otherr trrolls might exprress who they rreally are on this site without holding back."

"Why?"

("thats a rrhetorrical question let me answerr that.")

"It all comes down to this:"

"Rreal life can suck."

"Trrolls left and rright can get bogged down by it all."

"So why wouldn't some choose to escape by going herre to eitherr be rreal or fake?"

"As a rresult, the big thing to considerr in what I'm telling you is that therre's no easy way to know forr surre which choice each account herre has taken."

"And even then, some might be lying not to escape but to deceive otherrs forr theirr own rreasons."

"So what I'm saying is:"

"Some accounts you see herre might be rrun by actual mutants."

("but i would doubt that if werre you because the empirre says theyrre not rreal.")

"Otherrs might be complete and utterr liarrs."

("in the case of mutants this possibility is highly likely to be trrue im just considerring potential off-chances that the empirre themselves might be lying to some extent for whateverr rreason.")

"Therre's no easy way to know forr surre until The Empirre or otherr trolls find who to cull."

"If you can't keep that in mind."

"Delete yourr account and stay logged off for yourr safety."

[tabbygravedigger]

Woah. Thyats a lyot of words. But im nyat a mewtant. Byut i nevfur had a lusus. Thyank you fur caring. Nobody has shown meow care in furever.

[tabbygravedigger]

"Dude" ]>:<

"Arren't you too young to be herre??" ]>:◁

"Shouldn't you be mucking arround in a schoolhive as one does orr something??" ]>:\

- @taintlesscarcass

Meow was tyold if meow evfur tryied to assimyilate into society meow wyould get culled :{

[taintlesscarcass]

"Oh" ]:|

"Well, doesn't being herre put you at rrisk of getting culled too??" ]>:/

[tabbygravedigger]

Well there are plenty of mutyants and styuff here who hyavent gottnyan culled. So it is pawbably okay.

[tabbygravedigger]

"Dude" ]>:<

"Arren't you too young to be herre??" ]>:◁

"Shouldn't you be mucking arround in a schoolhive as one does orr something??" ]>:\

- @taintlesscarcass

Meow was tyold if meow evfur tryied to assimyilate into society meow wyould get culled :{

[tabbygravedigger]

Meow just wyent to harlens old hyive and fyound her sopor stash :{