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Worry not, Team Magma never rests! • [post-canon pkmn irl blog / eco terrorism slice of life..?]

[tabi-the-great]

If the rest of my team has found themselves on this hellsite than I! The Great Tabitha! shall accompany them.

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Name: Tabitha Homura.

Pronouns: He/Him

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I am the brains of Team Magma! The creator of our high tech Magma Suit! And an Admin you can rely on! Send me inquiries if you so please.

//so the people have spoken and tabis take over was a success!

for those uninitiated, i am @mamasplat and the one running @admin-courtneys-corner and this tabitha blog is the result of, as you can guess, the tabi takeover! i was nervous to put pen to paper with tabitha because while i have a clear image of him in my mind i wasn’t sure how i’d fair in writing him out, and i am still not totally confident with my abilities as of the time i’m posting this

tabitha will serve as (a total gossip) another hopefully more reliable narrator in the team magma base, and you will absolutely see me interacting with myself between these blogs at least once.

interaction info:

pelipper mail: on!

magic anons: off!

related blogs: @admin-courtneys-corner <- as previously stated. @shellys-seaside-shenanigans <- ran by a close mutual.

team magma brainrot be damned

- @mamasplat

[tabi-the-great]

lol, told u

I made one simple joke and he DEMOTED ME

FAVORITISM.

[tabi-the-great]

I GOT DEMOTED?

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

Honey I think I have to divorce you again

[tabi-the-great]

HARTE THIS IS SERIOUS

[tabi-the-great]

I GOT DEMOTED?

[tabi-the-great]

Hi Tabitha! Do you have any favorite food?

Soups! I enjoy soup. You can never get tired of soup because you can make so many types of soup!

[tabi-the-great]

Did anything else happen today?

I fixed what was believed to be a broken washing machine and the market had several good sales.

[tabi-the-great]

not 4 much longer. and it's ur own fault

Scoffing at you

Just so you know

[tabi-the-great]

What happened today? Finally get a date?

I fail to see how my love life is any of your business but I’ve had many dates in the last month. All went well.

[tabi-the-great]

lol, ur fucked

In what way? I am perfectly fine. Superb actually.

My day has been nothing short of brilliant.

[tabi-the-great]

oh damn, you've got SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO many genetic disorders don't you? and hereditary classism and/or racism it seems also

How does one POSSIBLY come to such an assumption

If you are seeking disorders I am the wrong admin

[lilycoving]

Calling them disorders is a reductive and frankly rude way to put it, mm?

[tabi-the-great]

I was referring to my physical in person of this dimension coworker

The one who stalked a teenage boy and tried to kill him

That one.

[lilycoving]

Fair enough, but you never answered my earlier question.

[tabi-the-great]

What question? Must’ve gotten lost.

[lilycoving]

What do you mean, about your blood being pure?

[tabi-the-great]

I am a peak preforming Tabitha who has yet to see another Tabitha be more Tabitha than I have Tabitha’d

[lilycoving]

Mhm. You spelled “performing” wrong. Being ‘less unique’ than other ‘versions’ of yourself is nothing to be proud of. I feel that you of all people should know about how conformity isn’t something to celebrate.

[tabi-the-great]

Low blow.

Not anything else you said, just the spelling.

[lilycoving]

And what about the other things I said?

[tabi-the-great]

It’s not conformity to take my role in my team seriously, others could benefit from doing so. If i do not carry my weight we all go under.

Pride is a silly sin.

[lilycoving]

Would you not want to stand out for being exceptional, then? For being the greatest, as your username and url suggests, instead of being simply the most mediocre? If you wanted to have pride in yourself, you wouldn’t settle for conformity. I’m not disappointed, I just expected different.

[tabi-the-great]

I am by no means conforming.

[lilycoving]

Mhm. Claiming to be “the most Tabitha” implies mediocrity and thinking of yourself as the median. Unless you meant something else when you said that?

[tabi-the-great]

Most, best, same thing.

[tabi-the-great]

oh damn, you've got SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO many genetic disorders don't you? and hereditary classism and/or racism it seems also

How does one POSSIBLY come to such an assumption

If you are seeking disorders I am the wrong admin

[lilycoving]

Calling them disorders is a reductive and frankly rude way to put it, mm?

[tabi-the-great]

I was referring to my physical in person of this dimension coworker

The one who stalked a teenage boy and tried to kill him

That one.

[lilycoving]

Fair enough, but you never answered my earlier question.

[tabi-the-great]

What question? Must’ve gotten lost.

[lilycoving]

What do you mean, about your blood being pure?

[tabi-the-great]

I am a peak preforming Tabitha who has yet to see another Tabitha be more Tabitha than I have Tabitha’d

[lilycoving]

Mhm. You spelled “performing” wrong. Being ‘less unique’ than other ‘versions’ of yourself is nothing to be proud of. I feel that you of all people should know about how conformity isn’t something to celebrate.

[tabi-the-great]

Low blow.

Not anything else you said, just the spelling.

[lilycoving]

And what about the other things I said?

[tabi-the-great]

It’s not conformity to take my role in my team seriously, others could benefit from doing so. If i do not carry my weight we all go under.

Pride is a silly sin.

[lilycoving]

Would you not want to stand out for being exceptional, then? For being the greatest, as your username and url suggests, instead of being simply the most mediocre? If you wanted to have pride in yourself, you wouldn’t settle for conformity. I’m not disappointed, I just expected different.

[tabi-the-great]

I am by no means conforming.

[tabi-the-great]

oh damn, you've got SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO many genetic disorders don't you? and hereditary classism and/or racism it seems also

How does one POSSIBLY come to such an assumption

If you are seeking disorders I am the wrong admin

[lilycoving]

Calling them disorders is a reductive and frankly rude way to put it, mm?

[tabi-the-great]

I was referring to my physical in person of this dimension coworker

The one who stalked a teenage boy and tried to kill him

That one.

[lilycoving]

Fair enough, but you never answered my earlier question.

[tabi-the-great]

What question? Must’ve gotten lost.

[lilycoving]

What do you mean, about your blood being pure?

[tabi-the-great]

I am a peak preforming Tabitha who has yet to see another Tabitha be more Tabitha than I have Tabitha’d

[lilycoving]

Mhm. You spelled “performing” wrong. Being ‘less unique’ than other ‘versions’ of yourself is nothing to be proud of. I feel that you of all people should know about how conformity isn’t something to celebrate.

[tabi-the-great]

Low blow.

Not anything else you said, just the spelling.

[lilycoving]

And what about the other things I said?

[tabi-the-great]

It’s not conformity to take my role in my team seriously, others could benefit from doing so. If i do not carry my weight we all go under.

Pride is a silly sin.

[tabi-the-great]

Sex with yourself from another universe or timeline, your clone, or similar.

[deleted on reflex.]

[tabi-the-great]

oh damn, you've got SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO many genetic disorders don't you? and hereditary classism and/or racism it seems also

How does one POSSIBLY come to such an assumption

If you are seeking disorders I am the wrong admin

[lilycoving]

Calling them disorders is a reductive and frankly rude way to put it, mm?

[tabi-the-great]

I was referring to my physical in person of this dimension coworker

The one who stalked a teenage boy and tried to kill him

That one.

[lilycoving]

Fair enough, but you never answered my earlier question.

[tabi-the-great]

What question? Must’ve gotten lost.

[lilycoving]

What do you mean, about your blood being pure?

[tabi-the-great]

I am a peak preforming Tabitha who has yet to see another Tabitha be more Tabitha than I have Tabitha’d

[lilycoving]

Mhm. You spelled “performing” wrong. Being ‘less unique’ than other ‘versions’ of yourself is nothing to be proud of. I feel that you of all people should know about how conformity isn’t something to celebrate.

[tabi-the-great]

Low blow.

Not anything else you said, just the spelling.

[tabi-the-great]

So... you're exclusively doing selfcest to propagate your breed line?

Selfcest is..?

[tabi-the-great]

h. how are you the most tabitha.

Look at me!

Are you saying there’s someone MORE Tabitha than this?

[tabi-the-great]

oh damn, you've got SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO many genetic disorders don't you? and hereditary classism and/or racism it seems also

How does one POSSIBLY come to such an assumption

If you are seeking disorders I am the wrong admin

[lilycoving]

Calling them disorders is a reductive and frankly rude way to put it, mm?

[tabi-the-great]

I was referring to my physical in person of this dimension coworker

The one who stalked a teenage boy and tried to kill him

That one.

[lilycoving]

Fair enough, but you never answered my earlier question.

[tabi-the-great]

What question? Must’ve gotten lost.

[lilycoving]

What do you mean, about your blood being pure?

[tabi-the-great]

I am a peak preforming Tabitha who has yet to see another Tabitha be more Tabitha than I have Tabitha’d