GONE.

Just too much going on in my life at one time, and my mental health comes before anything.

[jaydenxpark-blog]

Literate OC . Buzzfeed . Aim

[kmvlois-blog]

                                                            ✩ bfsk / law / bio ✩

[tablaeu]

have you ever bought Borders by Amber on iTunes

Huh by who?

[tablaeu]

have you ever loved me this much before (':

... Next question.

[tablaeu]

have you ever sat on someone's face

I’m gonna sit on yours after I’m finished answering all of these questions.

AND BY THAT I MEAN AS A WAY TO SUFFOCATE YOU SO THAT YOU DIE A SLOW, PAINFUL DEATH AND THEN END UP IN THE FIERY DEPTHS OF HELL.

[tablaeu]

have you ever begged for sex

Too often. But that’s not my fault.

[tablaeu]

have you ever masturbated with a popsicle

Weeeeeeeeeeeeell, I remember when Amber Josephine Liu of f(x) was in Japan for the Dimension 4 concerts, she asked me to send a video of me masturbating with a popsicle. So, yeah, I have.

I can’t wait to tell Dispatch about this one.

[tablaeu]

have you ever sucked on a strap-on (':

Have **I** sucked a strap-on!? Me!? The Lesbo Queen™!? The most gold star lesbian of all gold star lesbians sucked a strap on!?

… Yes.

[tablaeu]

Have you ever thought I expose you but don't take enjoyment out of it? - Joy

N E V E R. You’re probably the person that likes to expose me the most.

[tablaeu]

Have you ever had a have you ever that you have never ever'd - Joy

[tablaeu]

have you ever topped (don't even fucking try lying right now) - Joy

YES. YES I HAVE TOPPED. I don’t know why after all this time you still don’t believe me!

[tablaeu]

Have you ever been ghei on my dash with Amber - Joy

Are you referring to either tonight orrrr my one month present? Because if not, then NOPE. I can gladly say that I’ve kept the gay away from the dash.

Miss me with that gay shit.

[floraily-blog]

Send me "have you evers" and i'll answer yes or no.

[liuyiun]

have you ever done bdsm activities?

Send me “have you evers” and i’ll answer yes or no.          ↪ @tablaeu​

Yes. I’m also dating BDSM enthusiast, Nora Kwak. So I am being taught many things.

[liuyiun]

have you ever been spermed?

Send me “have you evers” and i’ll answer yes or no.          ↪ @tablaeu​

[buzzfeed-sk-blog]

NEWSLETTER ) April 22, 2016.

Hello, everyone! I’d like to start this post off by giving another warm welcome to our newest members. We’re happy that you’ve decided to join us! With that being said, I have a couple of important announcements to make. If you’d like to read the previous set of announcements, click here.

WELCOMES!

I know that sometimes it’s hard to keep track of new members and such whilst in a directory, but it is very important that you welcome the new members. We want everyone in our family feel warm and welcome, and it’s best to give that vibe off as soon as they join. With that being said, here are a few links to some ‘The Office’ starters, and an ask box meme revolved around co-workers in an office ( x | x | x ). It wouldn’t be a bad idea to draft these links so that they’re easily available to you when new members join.

GAME NIGHT!

Tomorrow night (Saturday, April 23rd) we will be holding our very first game night! This is to promote bonding among the family and ultimately become closer. It will start at 8:00 PM EST, and we will be playing UNO, CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY, and PICTIONARY. If you’d like to participate, please reblog this post before the stated time. We will be sending this newsletter out to everyone individually, so look out for it! It’s not required to make accounts for any of the the games, however, it may be easier to distinguish each other in UNO and Cards Against Humanity if you make an account beforehand. In order to do so, please click the following links. ( x | x )

This is all of the announcements that we have for today. As always, I hope that you all have a wonderful and safe day/night. Thanks for reading!

[cryfarting]

save it, play it, watch it, then press rewind