I need a space to spam my headcanons and talk rubbish because twt is getting on my nerves (itâs all about notices and a whole lot of bad takes)
so Iâll bring my barlissa brain rot here instead
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I need a space to spam my headcanons and talk rubbish because twt is getting on my nerves (itâs all about notices and a whole lot of bad takes)
so Iâll bring my barlissa brain rot here instead
Abbott elementary 03x14 thoughts
Still in denial this seasonâs over đ
Abbott elementary 03x13 thoughts
Abbott elementary 03x12 thoughts
Sheryl emmy number 2 please
Abbott elementary 03x11 thoughts
This has been in my notesapp for days
ABBOTT ELEMENTARY (2021- )
Abbott Elementary S03E10 thoughts
The bear you have 1 episode to respond
Stolen looks when nobodyâs watching đ€
Not another one
Stolen looks when nobodyâs watching đ€
Abbott Elementary S03E09 thoughts
Janine come home the kids miss you (Iâm the kids)
Sorry barb is PROUD at janine saying sheâs leaving?? The same lady who called herself janines work mom and took her shopping is happy to see her move on? Errr no
what is interesting is talking to someone who isnt a barlissa shipper and doesnt even see it but sees them as work wives yes. But not work wives that do much outside of the four walls of the school. mayyyybe a drink after somewhere. But not an invite to the house. Knowing about the partners is in passing, but they donât really know the otherâs partner except through stories. Itâs not aunt melissa, itâs my momâs friend at work. Or maybe itâs literally i dont know who you are talking about and the reminder that melissa is someone from work.
Itâs âwhere are your cups again?â because theyâve only been to the otherâs house once many moons ago. Itâs not âyeah, Iâll drop it by your place on Saturdayâ itâs âIâll bring it Monday, remind me.â
Isnât that just wild?
still ruminating over this gnl.
âWeâve been goin since you guys had to ask to cross the street.â
How old does this make someone?? How are barb and mel friends for 15 years but janine and jacob are 20 somethings but even 15-25 is 10 and if janine was brand new to teaching season 1 sheâd be 24 then so 25 for season 2âŠ
So Iâm confused with this timeline. I started this post wanting to be like what if the two of them werenât besties but theyâd met at the mixer at PECSA but Melissa was teaching at a diff school at the time. And they bonded over being bored and wanting to go to the pool and drink even as young teachers.
Me trying to make our dreams true with our hopeful timeline and now ive confused myself.
Just to add to the timeline confusion in Zoo Balloon Melissa says âwatching you snap into Super Barbara mode, that really took me back to when we started working at abbott.â
To which Barb says âthat was back when I used to dress like Janine.â
Am I meant to be thinking that Barbara Howard dressed like a 25 year old Janine in 2009?? I always took that line to imply it was a long time ago since she very much doesnât dress like that now and Janineâs s1 dress sense is very much influenced by not knowing how best to style things yet, so I assumed Barbara was similar too and therefore not very old. Could Barbaraâs style really have changed that much in 15 years?
So maybe I guess theyâve been working together at Abbott for a long time, but only been friends for ~15 years.
Or do the writers not even know.
Because it feels like it should be closer to 25.
STOP MAKING MY BARLISSA POSTS ABOUT SHIPPING MELISSA WITH YOURSELF
This isnât about you
Can u believe they gave us melissa and the fireman as a tool to give us jealous barb
it couldâve been an update on Melissaâs love life but no that episode arc was about barb not being happy about it
The entire point was barbâs discontent
How am i not meant to believe in barlissa canon?
The way melissa repeatedly told gary she didnât want to get married and he didnt listen
But she neglected to tell barb about the fireman hookups and she was upset she didnât know
The man she loved couldnt even listen to the most important things but the woman she loves her best friend thinks everything is important enough to hear
And when barbara invites melissa and fireman burt hummel captain robinson for dinner and the fireman and gerald have a talk while watching them do the dishes and burt hummel captain robinson is like âyeah it figures why our relationship is only sex, she gets everything else from barbaraâ then WHAT