Vroom Vroom

'Sup, man. Name's Turbo. DWN-056 if you wanna get technical, but only dorks call each other by their serial number. Just ‘cause I was built from my old man’s car doesn’t mean I’m some lame old Prius. I make Koenigseggs look like Model Ts, dude. No jokes. Hope you like the taste of dust. You’re gonna be eatin’ it a lot around me. ((Icon credit))

[shadowmandwn024-deactivated2017]

….You really have been gone for way too long.  That’s the only information you know about me?  Pathetic.

[taboman]

Man, I don't give a shit what you do. I got better things to occupy my time with. Like the ladies, heheheh.

[taboman]

shadowmandwn024 replied to your post:Guess who has two thumbs and just upgraded his...

I still get peaceful nights since I’m far away from you clowns.

What, out sleepin' in the streets like some mechanical hobo? Bet you're really livin' the life there, ain'tcha, man.

[betweenbothblackandwhite-deacti]

What do you like then? I might bring my own music if you like the same stuff. Could have like, a party or something.

[taboman]

Anythin' that sounds good from my speakers. Which is most things, but I'm partial to EDM, heh. A good deep bass is so fuckin' satisfying.

[taboman]

crashbomb-user replied to your post:Guess who has two thumbs and just upgraded his...

Are you going to play some good music at least? I barely sleep anyway.

Good to me? Fuck yeah. Good to everyone else? Depends. If your taste's shit, you're not gonna like it, man.

[taboman]

Guess who has two thumbs and just upgraded his stereo system again.

That's right, say goodbye to your peaceful nights. Heh heh heh.

[patriotbomber039]

Because I assumed you’d be more hospitable and because Burst was actually built for that.

Asimov. Whatever. Tryin’ to be social and this is what I get.

[taboman]

Next time try askin' me about a guy who doesn't think it's funny to cover the road in fuckin' soap.

[taboman]

Question... uh. Burst Man. He's part of your line, right? How much do you know about that chemistry stuff?

Yeah he's part of my fuckin' line. I don't know shit 'bout chemistry, man, why don't you go ask that little Russian dork?

[geminimandwn019]

>Mmmm okay. 

>I’ll meet you in the Garage, you can compliment me in person. Yes. 

[taboman]

>Scoooooore.

>I'll see you soon then, hot stuff. I'm gonna compliment the shit outta you, heh heh heh.

[geminimandwn019]

>Haha

>Aww so you are as crass as he says. But yes I am cute, so you are right about that. Mmm.

>You can continue to compliment me now. 

[taboman]

>I just get straight to the point, man. No beatin' around the bush with me.

>So you like compliments, huh? Howsabout you an' I meet up an' I can compliment you in person, heh.

[taboman]

>So you are Turbo. Quick has been in a tizzy about you, another racer bot. I see you at the track sometimes when I go. I have to admit, not bad.

>Not bad? Man, I make Quick eat my dust just about every time.

>So what can I do for you? Lemme tell ya, there's a lot you could do for me, cutie. Heh heh heh.

[shadowmandwn024-deactivated2017]

"Say what?  I hear you making sounds but all I hear is ‘I’m gonna tap that ass’ repeatedly."

[taboman]

So do you got a point here or what?

[shadowmandwn024-deactivated2017]

You know, I should be glad I’m not involved with Quick, because Turbo likes to stick his face in where it doesn’t belong.  *shudders.*

[taboman]

Ain't nowhere my face doesn't belong, man.

[quickers]

> fuck OFF turbo

> literally go drive yourself over the edge of a cliff!!

[taboman]

>Jeez, man, chill out. If you're really that bothered about missin' out on the action I'll record it for ya.

[quickers]

> no

[taboman]

>Bet he's got a reeeal nice one, heh. I'm gonna tap the hell out of it.

[quickers]

> No fucking shit fuck no okay leave him alone! He deserves waaaay better. Better than you.

[taboman]

>I'm so gonna slap his ass next time I see him.

[quickers]

> They’re not the same thing

> .. right

[taboman]

>Whatever, dude.

>Thanks for lettin' me know I can get a rise outta you just by flirtin' with Gemini, though. I know what I'm doin' next time I get bored, heh heh heh.

[quickers]

> I’m not starved for attention!!

[taboman]

>Man, you literally told me you were lonely. If that ain't bein' starved for attention, I don't know what is.