Tabuu

The end of all things is here. Finally, I am free. No Hand can stop me. No hero or villain can bring about my end. I am unstoppable. I am infinite. I am Tabuu, and the Multiverse will be mine. All who oppose me will die. Should be tagged tabuuatfacetroid.

[tabuuatfacetroid]

What has happened to the Nintendo Realms?

Everything I could have possibly wanted. Finally, I have complete unadulterated power in my Hands, and the Realms are close to being mine, and when they are, they will be consumed by the depths of Subspace forever.

I supposed I have @motheratfacetroid and @dsatfacetroid to thank for my rebirth. After years of Master Hand and Crazy Hand domineering the Realms as if the so-called Guardians were their puppets, the overlords of supremacy within the Realms had gotten sick of the Hands' antics and decided to take the reins for themselves. They sieged Final Destination, laid waste to both of the Hands, and incidentally destroyed the Monolith Crystal within the heart of their fortress. That infernal crystal had kept me bound ever since my last conquest ended in failure, all because I foolishly believed I could rely on those same puppets to fulfill my vision... but their inadequacy was the chink in my plot. But with the crystal obliterated, I felt my strength regaining like never before. All those plans, all those dreams, all those vendettas I swore to enact were finally tangible once more, and I finally took vengeance on them: the Guardians, the Hands... All of them.

With the pathetic pantheon of the Realms weakened by Mother Brain, I enslaved both Master Hand and Crazy Hand to my Chains of Light once more, I began my conquest across the Realms with an army of Primids at my side. I started at the precious beacon of innocence and hope for the Realms... Mushroom Kingdom, and in the middle of Princess Peach's 30th Birthday Party, I succeeded in the unthinkable: I killed Mario. I smote him with my amber-blood dagger, trapping his soul inside to fuel my strength. Not even the purest of Green 1UP Mushrooms could save him. The retaliation that came thereafter was violent as I slew Rosalina, the Alpha Yoshi, Wario, Donkey Kong. A select few like the cowardices Luigi, Waluigi, and Princess Daisy managed to escape my blade... but it didn't matter. After I executed Princess Peach, I took her crown, the Relic of Super Mario Galaxy, and crushed the crown in my hands. With the Realm destabilized, I could permanently shroud it in darkness. The left over R.O.B.s I had helped set up a Subspace Bomb, which detonated in the center of Mushroom Kingdom.

It bores me to go over all the little details that followed afterwards, but my conquest only became tedious after that. The crumbling of Super Mario Galaxy sent a rippling warning to the other Realms of my arrival, which only made me move up my timeline instead of relishing every moment of their demise. The next to fall was Hyrule, as I slew the virtuous Zelda and that traitor Ganondorf, using the power of the Hands to extract the Triforce of Power and Wisdom from their souls and into my hands. In the center of Hyrule Castle I detonated another Subspace Bomb, one so powerful it consumed the entire Realm. Only Link and his despicable Master Sword—the Sword that Seals the Darkness—remains as that hero fights in the shadows. But even he cannot survive the depths of Subspace for long. As my shadow bugs hunted down the Ancient Guardians of Hyrule and consumed them, they became my new agents. It won't be long now until the Triforce of Courage, the third and final piece, is mine.

The same story occurred with the Lylax System, Ivalice, Angel Land, and various alternates of a planet known as Earth. I admit, the power I faced when I came to most of these Realms was significant, but once their Guardian and their Relic was crushed, they bent to my will. There are a select few Realms that still evade my submission... the Realm of Pokémon and the Realm of Archanea and Valentia, to name a couple. But the most difficult I had faced after that was Dreamland. It is quite difficult to imagine that such a small, seemingly adorable, pink puff ball could cause so much damage. Kirby was my greatest threat yet... the power of the Star Rod enabled him abilities that could free the Hands. But once I captured his friends and smote Meta Knight and King Dedede, and took the demon's soul, Kirby was without allies any longer. Kirby escaped on a Warp Star, but with him no longer in Dreamland, that gave me the leverage I needed to consume Dreamland in eternal darkness, erupting the largest of Subspace Bombs in the center of Planet Popstar.

The grand conquest has been tiresome, but the consumption of the Realms, devouring the souls of the Guardians, and vanquishing the power of the Relics now leaves me eager to satiate my thirst for total control. I have decided to save the Metroid Realm for last, in gratitude for the inadvertent service of Mother Brain and Dark Samus of releasing me from my bonds. But when I am certain Kirby and Link are destroyed, then and only then will I begin my dominance of the last of the Realms.

And then all will fall under me.

All will fall under Tabuu.

[tabuuatfacetroid]

I’m flattered, but there is only enough room in this kingdom for one ruler. And only I sit on that throne.

*Tabuu reappears with a smug smirk on his face.*

Begone.

*He casts his hand as three Greaps form in front of Mother Brain. They rush to her claws on the ground and stab their massive axe-like arms into them, hoping to keep her pinned down. At that instance, two more Gamygas pop out from the ground, blasting the sole eye of Mother Brain perpetually with red plasma blasts that sound like conga drums.*

[tabuuatfacetroid]

*The figure watches from under his cloak as the Metroid Prime dodges the Dark Cannon’s fire. He charges up the cannon again, but before firing, he quickly teleports from one of the floating pieces of Final Destination to a further one, firing another succession of three-shots at Dark Samus’ deified form.*

[tabuuatfacetroid]

*The voice of Tabuu resonates throughout the Subspace.*

Not by you, false god.

*The blasts of lasers from the Gamygas continuously, seemingly regenerating their energy from the power of Tabuu. But from underneath Mother Brain, a dark presence rises up from below as five Floows appear around her. All in unison, like terrifying and horrific banshees, they release a screech of phantom energy into the biomechanical monster, energy which penetrates through matter and body.*

[tabuuatfacetroid]

*The lifeless Primids suddenly dissolve into more Shadow Bugs as the reborn Subspace Army reforms. Towers that look like tall, living totem poles sprout from the base of the castle, aiming their beams of lasers at the massive Metroid Prime. Some of them even form into other familiar creatures, like large Bullet Bills and a super massive R.O.B., which approaches the Metroid Prime, ready to swing its massive hooks.*

*But the Subspace Army knows better, and knows their resources are limited, which is why another mysterious figure stands behind a platform hidden behind a destroyed remnant of Final Destination. In his hand, a Dark Cannon.*

*He targets the Metroid Prime, aiming for the core, and the Dark Cannon begins to charge.*

[tabuuatfacetroid]

*Through the portal emerges the robot, floating down to the surface as it jets forward before levitating just above the Phazon landscape. Across the starry sky, multiple channels of Phazon stream through the air like giant veins, the largest of ones leading down to one central point on the horizon, not too far away. On a  heads-up display inside the robot, it targets the location, then sends a blast of energy to the afterburners, launching it straight for the entrance to Svychx and Mother Brain’s home.*

[tabuuatfacetroid]

*Now having had enough time to reproduce, Subspace is swarming with Shadow Bugs—feeding off the power. The glowing platforms have now used the remnants of Final Destination as a means to support an enormous castle, seemingly made from walls of light and veins of darkness.*

*The small Shadow Bugs begin to merge to create smaller Primids of all kinds and sizes. Three Giant Primids stand out front of the gates of the Subspace Fortress. Around them, soldiers of various kinds which seem to wait patiently for an opponent to appear. Soon, from the continuously spawning Shadow Bugs, a fraction of the old Subspace Army is reborn, ready to conquer the Realms for Tabuu. There are not enough Shadow Bugs yet for the full army. Tabuu will need to acquire more.*

*Suddenly, the familiar metallic figures of R.O.B.s appear. Inside the Fortress, they work together, using the remains of the Final Destination defense grid, to build metallic parts for a machine—a giant purple and silver machine, although one could not tell if it were a battering ram, a tank, or a robot. With how many R.O.B.s there are, though, the construction is almost complete, but there are only enough resources to build one at this point.*

*Soon, the machine is complete. It sputters to life as energy fills its entirety, and soon, the machine is alive. Rocket boosters from its feet energize at it blasts itself out the doors of the kingdom. It flies high into the sky where the bright portal remains open, from when Mother and Dark Samus visited. The robot flies through, and out of sight, appearing at Phaaze.*

[tabuuatfacetroid]

*After the Off Waves pass, Tabuu collects himself and returns to his normal positioning. He scans his surroundings, expecting the two assailants to at the very least trophyfied.*

*Neither of them were there. They had somehow escaped.*

I will let them live a little longer as a gift for freeing me from bondage.

*Among the debris of Final Destination, he finds what he was looking for to begin with—the unconscious Master Hand, floating limp in space. He teleports next to him.*

I’ve waited ten years for this moment, Master Hand. Your Brawlers may have defeated me before with the element of surprise, but now, without you or the Monolith Crystal, I will end them as I have ended you.

*Tabuu withdraws multiple Chains of Light, latching them viciously onto the Hand’s fingers. Master Hand grimaces naturally, even as he is unconscious. He yanks on them as he did with Crazy Hand, putting him under his puppeteering control.*

With each Brawler dead, no one will be able to stop me. I will rule the World of the Trophies and the Nintendo Realms, and all will bow before me. And you...

*He chuckles to himself, revealing sharp-red teeth that glowed magenta.*

...you and your brother will be my little puppets... forever.

*Tabuu yanks on the cords once more, and Master Hand simulates consciousness under his control, floating like he normally would. Tabuu laughs a conservative, yet haunting laugh that seems to resonate throughout every dimension, and echo through the soul of the universe.*

*He attaches the Chains of Light to the Subspace Dimension, which appears to remain attached to Tabuu, but vanishes from sight as it gets closer to him.*

The Subspace is reborn. 

*He extends his wings once more, and extends his hands outward as multiple plasmic balls of light begin to dance around Final Destination. All around him, walls of black and white begin to form as what looks to be like a giant landscape to neon-lights shines all around into formation. Dark purple vortexes swirl across the sanctum and a shrine to Tabuu’s glory is built, and within moments, a kingdom is built.*

*He pulls the puppets of Crazy Hand and Master Hand towards him.*

Now... let’s go visit your friends, shall we?

*The three of them vanish with a flash—their whereabouts unknown.*

[tabuuatfacetroid]

*With the dozens of Dark Samus’ around him, Tabuu teleports to dodge the blasts of Phazon. Even after teleporting fifteen times, two of those Phazon blasts strike his digital-glass skin, and he grunts in annoyance as his wounds begin to reseal.*

Enough of your games. This is true power.

*Tabuu suddenly spawns two multicolored wings, resembling that of butterfly wings, but designed with odd shapes and swirls. He extends them to their full length, and as his core suddenly shines bright, he leans down and crosses his arms over each other. Energy from the surrounding area is absorbed into his body in a single, blue inverted shockwave.*

Goodbye.

*Suddenly, with throwing his arms and legs outward, the wings explode into an electrical red and black explosion—almost nuclear—releasing outward in all directions three separate pulses of atom-smashing energy in the form of Off-Waves.*

[tabuuatfacetroid]

*The sound of an appearing being behind him gives him enough justification to teleport as well—just a few meters away, out of Dark Samus’ reach. He sweeps two vertical fingers in front of his face, and a trail of flashing lights dot a path through Dark Samus. The same path repeats itself seconds later—only in the form of grenade-like red explosions.*

[tabuuatfacetroid]

*The halberd slices through one of his arms. Cyan and gold sparkles shimmer outward for a moment before the wound reseals immediately. One of Dark Samus’ Red Phazon beams hits the Chain of Light, weakening it, but not severing it.*

You know nothing of godhood. 

And if you will not submit...

*Tabuu suddenly starts enlarging rapidly, until his head is the size of Mother Brain’s entire body.*

...then you will burn.

*From his eyes, red-hot lasers strike her lone eye, burning into her brain.*

[tabuuatfacetroid]

*Tabuu hums a sinister laugh.*

I am not people. I am Tabuu. And the Realms will belong to me.

*With one hand, Tabuu teleports behind Dark Samus and stabs her back with a red-glowing scythe. The scythe extends into a Chain of Light, which Tabuu grabs, swinging Dark Samus into the metallic debris of Final Destination. Tabuu then whips out a second Chain of Light, and with a brutal strike, lashes it at Mother Brain. It coils around her brain and digs into her flesh. He yanks onto the cords, and they shimmer gold with light.*

Yield to me, or die.

[tabuuatfacetroid]

Your first lesson has been shown to you. All who oppose me submit or die.

*He teleports right in front of them.*

Now what will you choose?

[tabuuatfacetroid]

*Tabuu smiles, knowing that Crazy Hand belongs to him now, and he drops the chains—having them vanish into the Subspace Dimension, where they forever chain Crazy Hand to his command. He assumes his traditional pose again and turns to Mother Brain and Dark Samus.*

Now... would you like to join them? Or join me? There is so much work to be done.

[tabuuatfacetroid]

*Tabuu foresees Crazy Hand’s attack, and simply spawns his Infinity Shield, which completely repels the punch.*

Crazy Hand... I’m disappointed in you. I thought you would have learned from Master Hand that I am unstoppable.

*Crazy Hand is shot backwards, but Tabuu isn’t finished. Withdrawing a Chain of Light, he lashes it out at the middle finger of Crazy Hand, and swings him into Final Destination’s remains.*

You... like your brother... are now mine. 

*He spawns four more Chains of Light, two in each hand, and stab them into each of Crazy Hand’s fingers. He harnesses all five of the chains and grasps them in one hand. When he squeezes, the chains shine brilliantly, sending electrical energy into the weakened Crazy Hand.*

[tabuuatfacetroid]

*Tabuu laughs at Mother Brain’s false sense of sophistication.*

I am beyond your comprehension. You must be enlightened. 

You have so much to learn.

[tabuuatfacetroid]

The End is Here

*Finally, after years of torment and years of pain... being imprisoned by the power of Master Hand and Crazy Hand, he is free. With the destruction of the Monolith Crystal... nothing in the Universe can stop him now.*

*First, he appears as a blue light, cracking like light does through the clouds on a stormy day. But then, around the light comes sparks of red electricity, which fizzle more and more around the ever brightly glowing light. Then suddenly, an orange shock wave bursts from it. Then another! And another! Until suddenly, dozens of orange shockwaves shoot out at once, and after, and explosion of red light!*

*And there, above Final Destination’s remains... is Tabuu.*

Finally... the Realms are mine. MehehehaahahaHAHHAHAHH!!!

*Tabuu takes his traditional stance of a crooked knee and a hand to his chin as he observes his surroundings.*

My, my... what do we have here? You have defeated the Master Hand and the Crazy Hand?

I suppose... I have you to thank for my freedom.