taetae jeon

26y. jungkook and taehyung all the way. so...

[taetaejeon]

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[btxtincorrect]

jungkook: fuck you

taehyung: is this an insult or a to-do list?

jungkook: what?

taehyung: what?

[sanflwr]

Taehyung: I’m a snack, but it’s seems like nobody’s hungry.

Jungkook to Jimin: I am starving.

Jimin: Just fuck him, you dumbass.

[taetaejeon]

Taehyung: Bro, I wanna Naruto run into your heart

Jungkook, blushing: Dude

[handsomeseokjin-deactivated2024]

Hoseok: Guys do you wanna go to the mall?

Taehyung: sure let me text jungkook he wanted to go too

Hoseok: oh then we're never gonna go cause he'll never reply.

Taehyung: you don't know my power hyung.

*text sent*

*not even half a second later*

Jungkook, all dressed up: let's go to the mall BITCHES

[littlegreen1902]

V: do you guys realize we never stop tasting our tongues?

JK: How about you taste mine then?

Jimin: that was smooth AF

[taetaejeon]

BTS Incorrect Quotes | 8

Jimin: There are three ways on how we can do this.

Jimin: The right way, the wrong way and the Jungkook way.

Taehyung: Isn't the Jungkook way just the wrong way?

Jimin: Yes but it's faster.

[potato-stay]

Taekook Mafia AU

Person: aw, so cute. Who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon.

Taehyung: we're more like chopsticks

Person: oh.. why?

Jungkook: because if you take one of us away from the other the only thing we're good for is stabbing.

[noachingu]

Taehyung: Why are you cooking?

Jungkook: It's for Jin hyung. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight and I need him on my side.

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

Jungkook: Guess what number I’m thinking of? 

Taehyung: 420

Jungkook: No, that’s really immature of you. Guess again, and please take this seriously. 

Taehyung: 69? 

Jungkook: Yeah, it’s 69.

[taetaejeon]

taehyung: jungkook just told me I have four days to live

jimin, tearing up: how are you sick?

taehyung: oh no, I'm healthy

taehyung: jungkook's just mad

jungkook, yelling: I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU UP AFTER MY ORTHODONTIST APPOINTMENT ON WEDNESDAY!!!

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

Jungkook: Guess what number I’m thinking of? 

Taehyung: 420

Jungkook: No, that’s really immature of you. Guess again, and please take this seriously. 

Taehyung: 69? 

Jungkook: Yeah, it’s 69.

[bighit-texts]

Jungkook: Can't you just be nice to Charlie?

Taehyung: The best I can give you is a fake smile and dead eyes.

Jungkook: Sold!

[incorrectyoonmin-deactivated202]

seokjin: oh my god

hoseok, pointing at taehyung stuffing 10 marshmallows down jungkook's throat at the same time: you look at them and tell me there's a god

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

Jungkook: Is the Kool Aid Man the jar or the liquid? 

Hobi: What? 

Taehyung: IS THE KOOL AID MAN THE JAR OR THE LIQUID?

Yoongi: Oh god not again

[incorrectyoonmin-deactivated202]

seokjin: oh my god

hoseok, pointing at taehyung stuffing 10 marshmallows down jungkook's throat at the same time: you look at them and tell me there's a god

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle. 

Taehyung: Wait, did you say three? 

Police: Yes…..three. 

Taehyung *looking back at Jimin and Hobi*: Oh, my gosh–Holy Shit!

Police: Sir? 

Taehyung: JUNGKOOK FELL OFF.