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Some Greek myth things I want desperately to clear up because I have Feelings.
The Twelve are not The Twelve If you sit down and count all the gods who ever been considered a part of the major twelve for the pantheon, you actually end up with fourteen: Hera, Zeus, Poseidon, Demeter, Hestia, Hades, Aphrodite, Ares, Athena, Hermes, Apollo, Artemis, Hepheastus, and Dionysus. Even if you count out Hestia or Dionysus, since theirs is the traditional “switching seat” in the pantheon, you’ll notice you still have an extra deity. Twelve is a lie.
Hera is not the Villain. Let’s repeat that for the people in the back: HERA 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 THE 👏 VILLAIN. Stop with your one- or two-dimensional representations of women in myth and recognize the position Hera is put into time and time again. She’s more of a reactionary goddess than anything else: when she “lashes out” or “does evil shit,” 90% of the time OR MORE it’s because she’s been severely wronged and is attempting to correct that. Stop trying to make women having a reaction evil. Damn.
Zeus is not a Fuck Boy. Let’s set our memes aside for a moment and consider the context of this character: he’s a King without a secondary governmental agency putting limitations on his powers. He performs as an unchecked force would. Moreover, he often falls in love with the women he takes from and actually, you know, supports his children. I’m not saying he’s great or trying to gloss over the heinous shit he’s done, but I am saying I’m tired of the exaggeration of how terrible he is, especially because--
Poseidon Is Worse. Who causes earthquakes when he doesn’t get exactly what he wants, when he wants it? Who r*pes women on the altars of their goddesses? For that matter, who r*pes other goddesses MULTIPLE TIMES and denies relationships to the children who come out of that? Take a wild fucking guess.
Hades is Just a Dude. Mostly. He’s not really good or bad, per se. Fear of him comes out of the fear of speaking the name of death--which was thought to bring death upon the speaker that must faster. There are really only two exceptions to him just kinda being a normal, not-so-bad guy. One, he kidnapped his wife. That one turned out in his favor because he treated her pretty decently afterwards, but let’s not play games about what happened and admit to ourselves that she was kidnapped. Two, he cheated on his wife. With a nymph named Minthe. Who his wife turned into a plant for her role in all this.
Persephone is not your Innocent Flower Child. You’re thinking of Kore, her pre-Queen persona who picked flowers and helped her mother. Persephone is called the Dread Queen and will rip a bitch in two. She also cheated on her husband with Adonis on the DL but apparently it’s not cool to announce that? She’s a strong-ass queen and she made the whole “kidnapped and tricked into staying here” thing work for her but like. Damn. Respect her.
Demeter was a Loving Mother. Stop trying to make her love into something toxic, please. Her daughter was literally kidnapped and she had no idea where she had been taken to. Her brothers knew exactly where she was and never once told Demeter. What you’re seeing when Demeter’s lost Kore? That’s a mother’s reaction to losing her whole world, this daughter she loves and dotes on. Please stop acting like actually caring for your kids and being concerned for their safety is a bad thing, thanks.
I have more to say but I’m tired and angry so I’mma leave it off there and maybe hit you later with a part two. Thanks for coming to my Ancient Greek TED Talk.
Please welcome back Rae, who is returning with Dominant Professor Andrew Barrett!!!!!! WE ARE SO EXCITED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
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