New girl I still dislike: yeah, I basically have none of my section done (its been 3 hours since we started work).
Me, internally: maybe you should like....actually move and get shit done then. Everytime you get called as back up to ring you and up standing up here and talking for 15 minutes.
Me, externally: you should probably get moving then.
Her: yeah probably
3rd coworker (her cousin) returns from her break: hey ( @ girl I dislike) can you stand up here with me? I have the hiccups.
Girl I dislike: yeah!
Me, internally: WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE NEED TO STAY UP HERE WITH YOU BC YOU HAVE THE HICCUPS???? SHE HASNT DONE JACK SHIT IN HER SECTION OF THE STORE. I FUCKING HAVE DONE 4 CARTS OF RETURNS AFTER SPENDING 45 MINUTES IN THE BACKROOM UNLOADING MERCH OFF THE TRUCK, AND SHE HAS DONE N O T H I N G. SHES BEEN RINGING AND WASTING TIME, THATS IT.
