Haphazard disillusionment

I like to pretend that I know what I'm doing until I actually do.

[gay-irl]

Gay🙄irl

[yeahtumb1r-deactivated20200607]

Straight people can literally lay on top of each other in public without anyone batting an eye, but if a gay couple holds hands they get stabbed

[markv5]

Котик революционер

[russian-cat-memes-translated]

Breaking news: the cat needs communism

but it’s difficult for it to stage a revolution, it has paws

[997]

did a lot today !!!! haha take that depression

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[1dietcokeinacan]

Me @ both of them as I try to function in society:

[bpdsnek]

my mitochondria clearly aren’t working because this bitch has NO FUCKING ENERGY

[spacelesbians-archive-deactivat]

Mitochondria machine broke

[kamuis]

actually the funny thing is that this post is basically describing what researchers now think is the underlying cause in chronic fatigue syndrome (as in there is notable dysfunction in mitochondria that means less ATP is produced, especially under stresses)

[caramel-ramamel-blog]

THIS BITCH EMPTY

[hxavensxnt-blog]

Y E E T

[glumshoe]

coffee makes you gay

[mattydontstart]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[glumshoe]

oh hey sorry I’ve been distant lately…. I’ve been really busy having a brain that is bad

[gar-dev-oirs-deactivated2018111]

Me channelling my inner gay to summon more fellow gays

[black-culture]

[meanplastic]

DELEteee

[chasekip]

anyone else remember how sick this scene was from the first pokemon movie?

the clean remix of the original theme

bulbasaur going airborne and being the amazing cabbage he is

squirtle throwing hands with a machamp

pikachu defying logic and beating a ground type with thunderbolt

critics all say this movie was terrible and tbh??? can’t relate…i’ll die loving this movie sorry

[lmaonade]

my mom texts more like a millennial than any of us

[sprimpfriedrice]

OwO? i am speaking to u, thot

[nickoh-las]

What I’d like: a meaningful relationship

What I get:

[infyay]

chart template: @snubberdoodle

[bengingersaurus]

@tak-byvayet

[lizardcheetos-deactivated202007]

what she says: I’m fine.

what she means: Ashley. Katchadourian. You were supposed to be watching the door. YOU. WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN? THESE ARE A LITTLE GIRL’S ARMS. A LITTLE GIRL WITH DREAMS, WITH LEGS, WITH A HEAD. SHE’S A PENCIL. SHE’S A SWIZZLE STICK! YOU CAN USE HER AS A POOL NOODLE! AND NOW I’M HOLDING UP HER ARMS! I’M HOLDING THEM BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T WATCH THE DOOR. A GIRL LOST HER ARMS, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. A GIRL LOST HER FUCKING ARMS. DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED WHILE YOU WERE IN PEARL HARBOR? SEEING A FUCKING JAPANESE MUSEUM? WE HAD OUR OWN PEARL HARBOR HERE TODAY. OH MY GOD. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US? YOU LITERALLY BOMBED US! LIKE THE JAPANESE YOU ARE. AND ME. I’M BEN AFFLECK. I’M BEN AFFLECK, AND I’M HOLDING TWO FUCKING GIRL’S ARMS. AND YOU’RE CUBA GOODING JUNIOR, DISAPPOINTING EVERYBODY. LIVE WITH THAT!”

[lagonegirl]

me: i really need to talk this out with someone 

my anxiety: ur coming off needy. isolate urself and handle it. all u need is U!