#!bbeg

[epprbcu-incorrect-quotes]

Mini: BBEG and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.

Shrine Maiden: What did you do?

Mini: They chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-

BBEG: *walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?

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[character-profiles]

Hm.. I haven't checked that red file yet..

*Prof pulls out his phone, and pulls on its side, expanding the screen a little*

.. odd. I don't remember there being any symbols before..

*upon opening the file, pages upon pages of writing, data, and code sprawl out before him*

*he waited for the data to finish loading in, but as the seconds went by, he started to suspect something was up..*

*after a while of waiting, he realized that it HAD loaded, but it was still generating code.*

This.. this can't be right, this file can't be THAT new, can it?

*he skimmed through the pages, finding bits and pieces of text that stood out to him*

This is.. a file for "BBEG"?

Seems that the game thought it necessary to generate an Exclam.. I guess it wasn't integrated to the main character files yet?

But why make a new Exclam? What is this guy needed for?

*he flipped to the first page, and his eyes widened*

It's.. for a villain? Bbeg, as in Big Bad Evil Guy? But why? Why now-

*he closed the file, and put his phone away, leaving his room*

Maybe Boss knows something about this, this seems up their alley-

[epprbcu-incorrect-quotes]

Mini: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!

BBEG: Please, just say fuck.

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[epprbcu-incorrect-quotes]

Item: Does everyone know their job for today?

BBEG: Water the flowers.

Cat: Vacuum the carpet.

Leaks: Wash the dishes.

Drae: Pretend to be a wolverine.

Item: Close enough.

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[epprbcu-incorrect-quotes]

BBEG: I have no respect for Santa. Don’t sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man.

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