Don’t ask how he reached the ceiling fan to hold onto it. Also don’t ask how long it’ll hold. Hopefully as long as it needed to before the floor was no longer lava.

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Don’t ask how he reached the ceiling fan to hold onto it. Also don’t ask how long it’ll hold. Hopefully as long as it needed to before the floor was no longer lava.
“I can’t do crimes anymore- I might get fired.”
@timebranded
“Now accepting applications for the ‘No Thoughts; Head Empty club.”
“Is the floor still lava? Can I let go now? My fingers hurt.”
He’s slipping folks. Clear the area.