What the hell, it's fake money. $1500 for Ian. :P
Hmmm…for $1500, Ian would take Philip out to dinner and a movie (Avengers, duh), then give a detailed analysis of the plot, rambling until Philip kissed him to shut him up, then blushing uncontrollably. Eventually, and without losing his blush for even a moment, Ian would let Philip do pretty much anything he wanted, as Ian knows about as much about sex as a wooden floor, maybe less given that the floor actually knows what it’s like to have wood.
Please note that Ian has no idea how he ended up in this “Slut Drive” to begin with--a colleague tricked him into it.













