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♡♡♡ small waist WHORE ♡♡♡

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literally going fucking insane over kuroo tetsurou. he is the love of my life. he is me. he is the most pathetic man to ever exist. he is the hottest most caring specialest boy ever. he is so ugly he makes kids cry. he is so handsome and pretty and hot everybody is in love with him. he is an asshole. he has a heart of gold. he is the stupidiest dunce ever. he is so perceptive and smart he wins all the awards. he is a loser. he is my little champion. he is stale and boring. he is a wild beast and so brave. he cries while watching cat food commercials. he has never felt anything ever. he is super healthy and emotionally available. he has all the mental illness and refuses to acknowledged he is alive and therefore is. he's had his life figured out since he was three. he has never had any sense of consistency ever in his life. he is my boy. he is not a boy. i want to kiss him. i want to beat him with a stick. he needs a hug. im going to suck punch him. he has eleven boyfriends and im one of them. he has never felt the touch of another human being. i want him carnally. i want him gone. if he leaves ill kill myself. i cant look at him. if i think too long about him i start crying. if i dont think of him at least three times per day i feel incomplete. i hate kuroo tetsurou and i'd die for him

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kuroo the skrunkly. bokuto the glup shitto. tuskishima the eedy deeby. akaashi the scrimbly crunglee. hope this helps.

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ranking haikyuu characters from most i'd trust with making cereal to least

#1: semi eita. he'd pour the cereal first and would not spill a drop of milk. it'd be oatmeal milk as well and healthy cereal with fruit. king. slay.

#2: sugawara koushi. he'd also pour the cereal (it'd be cinnamon btw) first & wouldnt spill the milk. he'd put it in a mug tho

#3: tsukishima kei. he would replace the milk with strawberry yogurt but thats cool bc milk sucks anyway. would buy the cereal & yogurt separately instead of the prepackaged ones bc "its more healthy" it isnt.

#4: futakuchi kenji. he'd get a bowl of just cereal. king shit imo but he'd spill so low placement.

#5: akaashi keiji. he would not burn the toast but this is not a competition about toast so he is going fucking here. loser (affectionate)

#6: terushima yuuji. he'd pour the fucking milk first. a disgrace. love him. get him out of here.

#7: kozume kenma. he'd eat cereal out of the box for dinner & would chase it with monster. relatable but unhealthy. would not expect anything less from the gaymer themselves.

#8: bokuto koutarou. he'd try to put the cereal in his protein shake. No. just No.

#9: daichi sawamura. he could make a mean cereal but he wouldn't bc "a healthy breakfast gets you through the day, eat a fruit :)". fuck him. how dare he care for his health. im in love with him.

#10: kuroo tetsurou. he'd pour the cereal first, it'd be the perfect kind bc he keeps like four different boxes to accommodate whomever is over, same with milk, even tho he's lactose intolerant. not a single drop of anything would touch the counter. i wouldn't trust him tho & it's all a rouse. he doesn't even fucking eats cereal barely even breakfast. he has a coffee on the go & bitches about it too. fucker. dumb ass. he cares for everyone expect himself. shit head.

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kuroo tetsurou is the type of dude that loves to understand things down to its components and be able to accurately theorize the whats if. its why jobs like chemist, lab researcher, anthologist, mixologist, chef, even therapist and philosopher professor just make sense with him. no, i am not the least bitter with his canon job bc it also makes absolute perfect sense + i am a sucker for the nekomata & kuroo bond but oh my god, the combo of chemist & mixologist will always be my fav hc for him, it simply scratches an itch, makes me happy

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im barking howling lamenting at my boygirlfriend malewife kuroo tetsurou's new official art. his eyes are a new shade of a different color than the other three he has had. im crying and sobbing and throwing up bc his waist is so small and his silly little suit is so well fitted and cute it makes me want to gag. the suit is stripped and the baby blue shirt thats a bit too big is stripped too he is so dumb. strips on strips dont go well together. he has the same design of shoes he had when he was 17 and playing against his future boyfriends in summer camp, but now they're pretty and new and barely have any tear or dirt in them because he is working goddamn it & just because he can use sneakers while working doesnt mean he can slack off. he has an apple watch the filthy little capitalist fucker and while im willing to bet that its just for work it doesnt make him any less obnoxious and he wouldn't even try to be modest, i bet he checks it sooo much, the damn fuck, the damp stray cat who got the canary. he is pale too which makes me sad in the type of way that makes me want to rant about the fact that he isn't a pro so i wont focus on that today. he is so pretty. his hair is shorter so he can see now, its tamer too and it makes me laugh bc im like 80% sure that he used to straighten it in hs which is just sooo hilarious to me like hysterically so. it'd fit him, it'd fit the year, it'd fit who he pretend he was back then and oop im going into melancholic rant mode again, better bring it back to something we can all agree with, whoever you ship him with, but this is specially about bokuto and akaashi and tsukki, they would grab his tiny little waist with such tenderness and love it'd break your heart. bokuto would squeeze, akaashi would reach to touch his own fingers and tsukki would linger, he always lingers. anyway. he is a whore too