#!lugnut

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Big Delivery

@geoworks-international

“Uh, hello? Doc Lalinde?” Guts was standing outside of the front gate of Geoworks, holding a rather large chunk of rock over his head as he spoke into the intercom. “I got dat meteorite Light told me ta bring ya...anyone home?” The big bot wasn’t entirely used to using intercom stystems, so all he could think to do was keep pressing the button and hope someone was gonna pick up. “Am I usin’ dis thing right?”

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Pumpkin Pickers

@timeman00a-oilman00b

“Yo Tick-tock! Slips! Doc asked me ta go pick some pumpkins fer jack-o-lanterns! Ya wanna come with?”

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@flowersnstones

Continued from here.

“Heh, sure you were.” Guts gave Stone a playful punch in the arm. “So what’cha been up to, anyhow? Ain’t heard from ya in ages. You got any idea how many times I had ta go to karaoke myself ‘cuz you wasn’t around?” 

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Gutsman! You are the muscle of my line and I hope to be as manly as you one day! I work out despite the fact that I'm a robot and it really won't do anything, but I still do it because YOU INSPIRED ME TO(@glorious-lightning)

"DAT'S da spirit, Sparky! Don't let nothin' dumb as laws o' nature tell ya ya can't get tough! Only thing standin' between you an' da strength ya want is yerself!!!"

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Amends

@the-king-and-the-light

Guts looked up at the tall apartment building he was currently in front of before looking at the address Galaxy gave him. This was supposed to be where Plug lived, and Guts was ready to address Plug’s punching him all those weeks ago. Still, he couldn’t help but feel a bit underwhelmed by the building itself. He figured a place that exclusively rented to robots wouldn’t be so plain-looking...

Well, Guts’ architectural complaints could wait. Stepping into the building, Guts took the largest elevator in the lobby up a few floors, then looked around until he found Apartment 608. The big bot took a deep breath before knocking on the door.

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Previously on this bullshit! Hard Man challenged fellow bigboi Guts Man to a sporting arm-wrestling challenge! Unfortunately, Hard was far from prepared for Guts’ unintentional charm, and was forced to back out in disgrace! Just then, Snake Man arrived, and gave Hard the peptalk he needed to challenge Guts to a heated rematch with unexpectedly brutal results. Let’s see how Guts is enjoying being a two-time arm wrestling champion!

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!”

“Guts you have been screaming for the past 19 hours JUST CALM YOURSELF AND GIVE HARD HIS ARM BACK!”

@hxrderthansteel

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“HEY! All you othe’ anons back off! I wan’ed ta clobber the sponge jerk!”