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Silly thought before heading out for the hard night, buuuut... Zeno doing his best to make your muse breakfast and it's breaking the eggs that's so fucking hard for him because of his damn OP grip strength.

#!crack #!shitposting #Nothing major just a silly gif from Dragon Ball Super #You know the one #With Vegeta cracking the eggs #That would be Zeno because holy shit they are so delicate #They get fucking obliterated in his hand #Reasons why we can't eat eggs for health in RE9 #He broke them all #OKAY will be back a little earlier tonight bc too much overtime last night #Will be home then have shower and be on for a good few hours to get something doneeee #Really missing tumblr now #And am feeling so much better if sore

He is just. A little creechur. That's it. He cannot change this.

#🦇 || musings #!shitposting #;; ic commentary #When you're accidentally summoned by blckfckinmsk and ciphergrcve asdfghjkl #Man-Bat you are so not innocent don't pull that face #Just hopped on for a hot minute bc I'm laughing now #Nosy bat overheard stuff and screeched

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When in Gotham, if somebody isn't trying to kill you, you're clearly doing something wrong.

#💀 || musings #!shitposting #Kinda sorta relevant to last post but #If you want to climb to the top you gotta tread on an awful lot of people to get up there #And not all of them are going to take it kindly #Most of them won't but you better be prepared for the ones that WILL come after you #Be a bigger and meaner bastard than they ever dare dream to be #That's the way to do it #Apologies I'm buzzing today as I've been out ALL day #Got Ror's new home ordered so he'll be enjoying a HUGE upgrade soon!#I almost cried; some of his brothers and sisters are still there and they are TINY #Sometimes I worried if I wasn't giving him the best life but seeing him compared to those bootlaces reassured me #They're healthy alright but so small :'(#I can't buy every snake in the world sadly but if I was a millionaire I'd buy a lot

Off topic but when I'm writing those caring for a child prompts, this is the picture that's always at the back of my mind.

#🐍 || ooc #;; delete later #!shitposting #It's that photo of the puppies stuck with a cobra #The puppies were rescued just fine they were just scared of the camera #But this is probably how it looks to others like Copperhead is so dangerous so those kids must be in danger???#Nah he just watching out for them as best as a contract killer can do #Got a bit busy today but feeling better overall just cooking and cleaning #Work soon but just 4 hours tonight so an easy week!#First short week since... October? Maybe?#Was only meant to be part time so might actually get some rest in before half term!

When the cute little waitress disappears from Pauli's Diner, don't be surprised if you hear odd sounds coming from the sewers...

#!shitposting #🌈 || musings #Hello I am alive but at what cost #Actually not feeling too bad and started getting vibes back for Khare again #I showed this to Holly once and she mentioned the bass is unreal #So if you have sound up do be careful because I can't gauge how it would be #But yeah when Khare mutates the sounds she makes are... unnerving #Because if she knows people are around she'll fucking talk to encourage them to come closer #Because what Gotham needs are more monsters and nightmare fuel honestly #Ugh sorry for youtube ads

As far as Bender is concerned... Even though this attention is mostly negative..

He’s swimming in bitches.

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