Imagine Kelso getting you tickets to see Queen in his van to make up for being a bad boyfriend (but don’t worry the whole gang is going). I feel like we all could use an Aston Kutcher fic, especially my masterlist. Who doesn’t love him?
You had no idea what time it was because all of you had been spending all day in Eric Forman’s basement watching tv and listening to music, the stuff that you usually did with your friends, but one person was missing and that person was Michael Kelso. It wasn’t like you cared, he could fall off the edge of a cliff for all you cared. But he had done that before, and the last time it happened you cared a lot. Damn it, you didn’t know why you loved him, you just did. For the last few minutes you had been standing between Hyde’s chair and the popsicle cooler, staring at the television screen thinking about Kelso. “Y/L/N!” Hyde called your last name sounding pretty frustrated.
“What?” You answered with just as much as a bite as he did once your mind was out of the clouds.
“Are you gonna stand there all day or are you gonna get me a popsicle?” He asked.
“Do you have 2 legs?” You answered his question with another one, which caused a stare down between the 2 of you to see who would break. Besides, Hyde already knew the end of your sentence. You couldn’t take it anymore, after your little daydream all you wanted was a popsicle for yourself. “Fine!” You gave up, resulting in a devilish grin to come upon Hyde’s face. “But only because I want one.” With you ignored Steven’s eye roll, got yourself a popsicle and tossed one over to Hyde. Once the freezer door was shut, you turned around and hoisted yourself up on top and crossed your legs.
“Hey, Y/N, have you heard from Kelso?” Donna asked you with a quick glance in your direction.
“Nope. And I don’t care.” You told her absentmindedly as you ate your popsicle.
“Oh, come on,” Eric laughed at you from his place next to Donna.
“What?” You asked him, completely in denial about your Kelso situation.
“Ever since Steven and I had started dating, you and Michael started this whole thing where he does something stupif, you get mad and say you’re going to end things, but then he does something good and you go running back to him.” Jackie explained for you and the entire group.
“I don’t do that,” you scoffed. “Maybe you did that with Kelso, Jackie. But not me.” Everyone around you laughed at your own words.
“If you don’t, then why are you still with Kelso?” Hyde asked the question that everyone wanted to know even you. You started mumbling trying to come up with some answer, even an excuse but after a few tries you gave up.
“I don’t know! Don’t ask me questions that I don’t have the answers to!” You defended getting everyone to shut up, albeit dumbass smirks because they knew that they were right.
“Y/N, Y/N, Y/N!” Michael yelled for you as he barreled into the basement and quickly walked up to you, taking your popsicle and throwing it into the sink besides the freezer.
“Michael!” You yelled at him in anger for your loss of popsicle. “Why did you throw my popsicle? I was still eating it!” You whined like a 5 year old.
“It’s okay though, I found a way for you to love me again.” Kelso cheered as he smiled brightly like a little kid.
“Oh this has got to be good.” You told him as you hopped down from the freezer and walked to the center of the room. “What is so special that I would forgive for all the cheating, getting another woman pregnant, and ditching me?” You arms crossed over your chest.
“Why don’t you take a look at those 2 special things right here,” Kelso smiled as he pulled out 2 slips of paper and handed them to you. When you read what the tickets said you didn’t know what to do with yourself; you didn’t know if you wanted to scream, cry, jump for joy, or throw up. All you could manage to do was gasp.
“What is that a good gasp or is it a bad gasp?” Fez asked as he slid to the edge of his seat.
“Oh it’s very good,” your voice shook as you tried to control your excitement. “You got us Queen tickets for this Saturday!” You screamed at the top of your lungs and jumped up to wrap your arms around Kelso’s neck and peck him on the lips.
“Heck yeah I did, we can even bring the van and sleep there!” Kelso screamed to add to your excitement.
“And we can bring me wine.” You smiled.
“You like wine?” Hyde asked with minor disgust.
“Yeah, so? It’s delicious, makes me feel classy, and lets me have a good time. Sue me.” You defended to which Hyde raised his hands in surrender.
“Yeah don’t get between her and her wine and you will regret it.” Kelso spoke from experience.
“Are we all going?” Fez asked innocently in his accent.
“Actually Fez, it’s just going to be Y/N and me.” Kelso told him as he wrapped an arm around your shoulders.
“Oh, I really wanted to see Freddie Mercury shake it.” Fez said quietly and disappointed.
“Oh, Fez,” you fake frowned. “Everybody does.”
“I don’t,” Hyde butted in. “They do make great music though.”
“Well too bad, you’re not going. I didn’t mean to sound mean, I’m just so excited.” You tried your best to apologize.
“And you should be, go pack a bag with the least amount of clothes and I’ll pick you up tomorrow morning.” Kelso said into your hair and pressed a kiss to the top of your head.
“Okay!” You gripped the sleeves of his jacket and jumped in excitement. “I can’t believe we’re going to see Queen tomorrow!!!!!!” You jumped and squeaked. “Oh, I love you. Bye!” You reached up and kissed Kelso before running to the basement door and up the stairs.
“I don’t think I’ve ever seen her act like that much of a girl ever, great job man.” Eric smiled proudly up at his tall friend.
“Yeah, you guys are going too, don’t tell Y/N.” Kelso announced and pleaded at the same time biting one of his finger nails.
“Well Kelso, she’s gonna find out when she sees all of us there. She wanted it to be just the 2 of you.” Jackie defended for you.
“So you guys don’t wanna go?” Kelso asked in surprise.
“Oh no, we’re going,” Hyde said for everybody.
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You couldn’t believe the day was here and Kelso was in your driveway with the van. After you checked your outfit and hair in the mirror, you grabbed your purse and ran out to the passenger side of the car. You didn’t pack a bag like Kelso suggested, you just figured that he’s prefer it that way. “Hi, bubba,” you greeted Kelso with the little nickname and then pressed a kiss to his cheek.
“Hi, Y/N,” all of your friends greeted you from the back of the van which scared the crap out of you.
“Everybody’s coming?” You asked with fake anger.
“It was his idea,” Fez ratted and pointed at Kelso.
“Yeah, is that okay?” Kelso looked at you in fear.
“Are you kidding? That’s even better, I get to see my favorite band with everyone that I love.” You smiled at Michael brightly.
“What about your family?” Eric asked.
“Eh, whatever.” You smiled, too high on your excitement.
“Can we keep this happy and positive Y/N?” Donna asked as a joke making you laugh.
“For now,” you said ominously. With that Kelso laced his fingers with yours, backed out of your driveway, and all of you were on your way to the concert.
Once you all got there and the band started, you felt like you were on cloud 9 and high on ecstacy. “How’re you doing?” Kelso asked as you danced your ass off to Freddie Mercury’s angel of a voice.
“Great, I feel like I’m high!” You jumped with joy.
“Well, you are,” he pointed out with a smile on his face. Kelso was clearly enjoying the drunk, high, and happy you. You were always so stressed about life, he liked it when you let go every once and while. “And I guess this is a good time to ask you to be exclusive with me?” Kelso asked as you took both of his hands and swaying, almost barely listening. But his last part of his sentence got you. Did he really ask that, especially now that Queen was starting “Somebody To Love?” You didn’t even need to say anything, you grabbed the sides of his face and kissed him long enough to get your point across. But when you thought you were done, Michael Kelso was picking you up and carrying you to the van for some alone time. Ah, to be young and in love.