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[deerstar4]

[hells-greatestdad]

// happy father's day. If your dad sucks, I'll be your dad.

[wizardnuke]

the "would you love me if i was a worm" thing is a TRAP im AUTISTIC i forget that the answer is always yes i have logistical questions. if you were a worm i would. uh. i would take you off the sidewalk and put you in the dirt. cause i care about worms. i love worms. i wouldnt recognize you if you were a worm though? im scared what did i say wrong

[conceptofjoy]

who here has been victimized by the unwitting actions of dirk and every strider raises their hand including dirk himself.

[megabuild]

A third faggot has hit the mctblr

im not good at maths but i think theres more than three of us here

[cursed--alien]

Professional shipper? And to think I've been doing it for free all these years like a sucker!

[bitterblackboricua]

at my nieces volleyball game i expect there to be haikyuu references

[pushdotmov]

Csn you buy the hamsterdsnce kne for m for my birthday