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Send ♠ for a drunk text

jooooooeeeeellllll I MAYBE drunker than intended….help me or join me the choice is urs

Send ⁇ for a worried text

Hey I know having to sit out the first game of the championships is gonna suck but it’ll be okay, you know? Plenty more after that. Hopefully. Maybe don’t hit anyone else.

Send ✺ for a saucy text

Dear Joel, it’s 7:30 in the morning please stop teasing me with ur biceps plz you’re giving me the vapors

Send √ for a long winded confessing text

OH MY GOD I can’t keep up with who on this team is dating and it’s driving me INSANE like I know they’re not doing it behind my back or anything but it kind of FEELS like it and I can’t help that I need to KNOW, you know? Come over. Let’s pool our resources. Help me make a list.

Send ☠ for misguided advice

I don’t hit people I just manipulate n’ humiliate them so you could….try that? It’s very fulfilling.

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Send ✆ for a morning text

I’m running late please please please distract Grant and Claudia for me so I can sneak in without them noticing I’ll be FIVE MINUTES TOPS please I’m not in the mood to die this morning

Send √ for a long winded confessing text

Look most of the time I’m happy for you but there’s a very small but I guess semi-significant amount of the time when I’m so fucking bitter and alone and let me tell you it’s NOT HELPED by the rest of the Foxes pairing up like ugh I’m not THAT terrible of a person right??? Someday my prince will come etc etc

Send ♣ for a text not meant for you

Look I turned on my read receipts just to let you know I was ignoring you and somehow you STILL DIDN’T GET IT so here I am telling you that I’m ignoring you xoxo thanks for playingWHOOPS SORRY

Send ♠ for a drunk text

I MAY have swiped grants court keys so drunk exy are you in????? you better be im outside ur door

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♠☢♣

Send ♠ for a drunk text

ELIANA half he time I don’t know what ur problem with me is but half the time you’re ok I guess

Send ☢ for a desperate text

I’m drynk and I cant drive help me please ill return the favor I promise plleeeasseeeee its fucking cold out I cant sleep inmy car

Send ♣ for a text not meant for you

Hmmmm send me a pic and I might reconsider my “no second date” ruleSHIT YOU SAW NOTHING

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♔ ♠⁇ ♣ ✺ √ ☢ ☼

Send ✆ for a morning text

Hello! It’s a great morning to buy me coffee, isn’t it?????

Send ♔ for an angry text

Im DRUNK and i CANT FIND YOU and if you’r eon the side of the road again i’m going to KICK YOUR ASS i thought we talked about this????

Send ♠ for a drunk text

Im in edens and no ones hot i didnt drive allthe way out here on a scolnight to hook up with someone ugly ://////

Send ☏ for a vague text

When you know you should be happy for someone but you’re a bitter bitch at heart and you can’t fight it??? y/y?????

Send ⁇ for a worried text

look I know that was the Night That Must Not Be Named or whatever but…you good?I’m on call to cuddle the shit out of you if necessary, no talking required.

Send ♣ for a text not meant for you

I’m sorry, who is this? I saved you in my phone as “Weird Penis #2″

Send ✺for a saucy text

Look I didn’t wear these pants tonight for no one to tell me my ass looks great so that falls on you now VALIDATE MY EXISTENCE

Send √ for a long winded confessing text

Look this is going to make me sound super crazy or clingy or whatever but everyone here like….has their person and it doesn’t matter that (most) people on this team like me or whatever because I don’t have a PERSON and I just wanna be someone’s favorite person, you know what I mean? Like what’s the point if you’re not then you might as well just not be around at all. 

Send ☠ for misguided advice

There’s a reason no one ever asks me for advice but you know what I always say….Tell No One About Your Feelings We Repress Like Emotionally Stunted Men

Send ☢ for a desperate text

I’ve texted you like twenty times you better have a great excuse for not paying attention to me !!!

Send ☼ for a congratulatory text

I see SOMEONE’S got a DATE for the BANQUET AGAIN I mean we know I don’t believe in the power of love or anything but !!! nice !!! I’m wiping a tear from my overdramatic gay eye

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☠☏⁇

Send ☠ for misguided advice

I like you, so if you and Logan need to make a run for the border, you can take my car

Send ☏ for a vague text

Oh my god I’m ???? Help SOS Mayday Save me

Send ⁇ for a worried text

Hey I know I said this already but I’m STILL sorry about letting that striker get past me there’s no excuse for putting you in that position. I hope it doesn’t hurt that bad??? If you need an icepack or some arnica or anything I’m your guy

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♔√ ☠

Send ♔ for an angry text

Look we’ve already made it to championships so if you wanna give me shit about being hungover at practice just….save it for January, please and thank you.

Send √ for a long winded confessing text

Ignore this if you want or whatever but I wanted to say that I know we’ve had our ups and downs this season but I think you’ve made me better on the court and that’s even if you think I’m the worst or whatever off of it but also I hope you don’t because I actually do think you’re pretty cool most of the time? Like I said, feel free to ignore, the holidays are making me sentimental or whatever. Have fun in Texas.

Send ☠ for misguided advice

I’m just sayin, if you want to kick the entirely of the Penn lineup in the nuts or anything, I’ll hold your purse

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I like you // I love you // I’m indifferent toward you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’m jealous of you // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’m attracted to you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I respect you // I want your respect // I feel protective of you // I’d like to cut loose with you // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // You’re nice // You’re mean // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I want an apology from you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better