#cecil-james

[rivertate-blog]

$ %

“$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

text: Will you cover my second on wednesday if I close for you on saturday?

text: sorry, wrong person!

“%” for a CURIOUS text. 

text: so i accidentally deleted grant’s text with the summer workout schedule 

text: could you send it to me? I don’t feel like dying

[braydenplaceholder]

☎️ ??

“☎” for a RUSHED text.

text: prague is at 5?

text: prague

text: PRAGUE

text: fuck autocorrect.

[teddyryker-blog]

@cecil-james requested an excited starter involving animals

“Cecil!” Teddy raced over to the other, waving his phone manically with Bacon fast on his heels. “Come here, I’ve gotta show somebody!” He shoved his phone in Cecil’s face and played a video he’d taken just now.

Bacon was sat on Teddy’s bed, seemingly watching whatever was playing on Teddy’s laptop. “Bacon,” Teddy said, from behind the camera, getting the dog’s attention, “I love you,” he said, to which Bacon responded to be yelling ‘ROO ROO ROOO’ which sounded something along the lines of ‘I love you’ if you stretched your ears.

“How cute is that?” Teddy exclaimed, “I’ve been trying to get him to do it for weeks and now I can’t get him to do it again.”

[jayedwright]

?? $ ø

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

text → ‘oh cecil(ia)’ @ 1:09 AM: dude i jsut drank a cuup of water only to be told it was rlly vokdka holyy fuqtext → ‘oh cecil(ia)’ @ 1:10 AM: i am,,, not soberc

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

text → ‘oh cecil(ia)’ @ 9:12 PM: for the last time i’m telling you there is no fucking way tupac is dead no fucKING WAYtext → ‘oh cecil(ia)’ @ 9:13 PM: oh shit sorry bud wrong number 

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

text → ‘oh cecil(ia)’ @ 11:31 AM: so like i know it’s p late but how willing would you be to go and get burrito bowls with me right now? i’ll pay

[colinjessup-blog]

Ø, ??

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

[text] knock knock (who’s there) it’s BAD DECISIONS

[text] jk it’s me open your door i’m bored and have alcohol

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

[text] so like from a scale of like a stubbed toe to i’m literally the devil himself how much does trobro hate me???

[text] and please bear in mind that if the answer is not at all i might be a lil sad

[text] unless it’s that he’s sublimated all his hatred into uncontrollable lust that would be alright

[teddyryker-blog]

$ ツ

“$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

[sms] sorry to ask again man can u have my dog for our next away game[sms] shit sorry cecil!! wrong number my bad

“ツ” for an EXCITED text.

[sms] i just did a FUCK TONNE of laundry and everything is SO WARM AND SMELLS SO GOOD 

[ziamendez-blog]

[text] I’m about to get my hair dyed purple // [text] Impromptu tattoos anyone?

[text] I mean do what you want it’s your life

[text] But also think about how that’ll look against our bright orange jerseys

[text] That’s a hard pass from me

[text] I mean I want a tattoo but I’m not about to risk ruining it/infection/pain/etc while we still have practice/games going on you know?

[teddyryker-blog]

22-25!! ✨

Cute Ask Memes

22: are you a morning person?— “No.”

23: what's your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations?— “Wake up late, have a really big breakfast that takes like 2 hours to make, and take the dog for a walk somewhere we haven’t been yet.”

24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets?— “Probably not.”

25: what's the weirdest place you've ever broken into?— “What makes you think I’ve ever broken into anywhere?”