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i dont know who felix is but he sounds very cool. and sexy. and like he has a lot of correct opinions about a lot of characters, especially when it comes to gross old men.

delta i know this is you

#:DISCONNECTED:#squint emoji

i was getting ready for work, putting my long black hair into a messy bun. as i looked at my black eyes in the mirror, toby came in. “i sold you to pay our debts” he said. “come meet your new master.” i went downstairs and there he was…..rex townsend

i thought you were going to send me the best drabble ever in existence you got my hopes up and for what. what is this felix this is NOTHING this is NOTHING AT ALL

#:DISCONNECTED:#lmaoooo thank you sjdjf thank you for blessing me with this #i am actually signing the rights to every cas over to their respective rexes have fun

in spirit i am wiping the cobwebs off this blog and coughing and gagging because it's been SO long

#:DISCONNECTED:#what do you mean six months.....#that feels like so much time but also Not

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND CONGRATS ON BEING AN ADULT!

THANK YOU SO MUCH I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT IT!

I CAN'T WAIT TO DO MY TAXES AND HAVE MORTGAGES AND THE LIKE ALSO WHY ARE WE YELLING

#THANK YOU FELIX I LOVE YOU FELIX #MWAH #:DISCONNECTED:

CODA WAIT CODA NO IM SORRY IM SORRY I DIDNT THINK HED ACTUALLY DELETE YOUR DAD IM SORRY oh god oh god oh god

#:DISCONNECTED:#chat i fucked up <- child orphaner i guess #or well #half-orphaner i guess #ITS FINE YOU STILL HAVE ONE! WHOLE DAD!

i volunteer to drop felix into a pot of eels

#:DISCONNECTED:#its a noble sacrifice but i.... i will make it