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phil showing tubbo cellbit's vivo turbo ad

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Charlie, in a bad British accent: That's alright my subjects. I'm straight up sliming it, and by it I mean my cicle.

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ainda estou aqui wins best international feature film

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for your consideration: almost every time roier died while playing hospital 666 from cellbit's pov followed by cellbit losing his shit every time

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Clip 1:

Roier: Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Cellbit: It's an automatic chair, it moves on its own. Roier: Okay, okay, okay. [Fart noise] [Dies] [Screams] [Bell sound effect]

Clip 2:

Roier: Hello, my people. [Walks inside a room, the door slams shut] Aaaaah, what happened? Cellbit: Roier?? Roier: [Dies] [Wilhelm scream sound effect]

Clip 3:

Roier: Ahh, look how pretty. Cellbit: Go over there, take a look. Roier: [Screams] [Dies] [Bell sound effect]

Clip 4:

Roier: Oh look! For my ass! Cellbit: Go over there, go over there, go over there. Roier: No no no no no no no! [Screams] [Dies] [Bell sound effect]

Clip 5:

Roier: The José- Cellbit: [Shushes him] Roier: [Dies] [Bell sound effect]

Clip 6:

Roier: Oh! Look what a cute doll- Okay- Cellbit, Cellbit, Cellbi- [Bell sound effect] [Dies]

Clip 7:

Roier: It's coming, Cellbit, it's coming. Game Character: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1- Roier: [Dies] It can't be. It can't be. Why did- Wey, it flashed Jeff the Killer, the son of a bitch.

Clip 8:

Cellbit: Eita, it's a cute girl, it's a- Roier: Ay, assho- [Screams] [Dies] [Bell sound effect] God, it made me, I swear it made me- It can't be.

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i think spending 98 hours in a silent hill themed escape room is doing irreparable damage to this man's psyche

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Hey. [slow dances with the rabbit] [through tears] I want to go home. I want to go home, man. I want to go home. I can't take it anymore. [turns the rabbit's head towards the chess board] Let's think. Think with me here. Hey. C'mere, bud. [drags the rabbit next to him] Chess. Candles. Documents. … Uhh… You. [looks around aimlessly]

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foolish sucks cellbit off (2024)

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blau: everyone pull up twitter. look at the picture of shoto's back at the ocean

cellbit: i can't. i'm from brazil, bro.