Jul 13, 2014
✉ now what
To: josukesan
From: heisuke
(1/1) i heard some girl say ‘yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself’
(1/1) and i thought
(1/1) fuck i do that shit every weekend
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✉ now what
To: josukesan
From: heisuke
(1/1) i heard some girl say ‘yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself’
(1/1) and i thought
(1/1) fuck i do that shit every weekend
✉ yahoo
To: josukesan
From: heisuke
(1/1) my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady … how is this working
✉ not gone yet, apparently
To: josukesan
From: heisuke
(1/1) i just saw how many times i called you last night. youre welcome
✉ here i am
To: josukesan
From: heisuke
(1/1) I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
✉ still going
To: josukesan
From: heisuke
(1/1) i mean i woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
✉ your texting game had better be strong
To: josukesan
From: heisuke
(1/1) you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
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To: josukesan
From: heisuke
(1/1) i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing ‘i wish i knew who your daddy was’ to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college…
✉ payback
To: josukesan
From: heisuke
(1/1) i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemed like a ninja badass with superpowers