#; outoftricks

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GUYS ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME?! I’VE BEEN MONTHS OFF HERE, AND I SUDDENLY REMEMBERED THE BLOG BUT I HAVENT KEPT UP WITH THE SERIES AND NOW IM TOLD GABE IS..... BACK??? MAYBE??? PERHAPS??????? AND IM LIKE A THOUSAND SEASONS BEHIND???!!!!!! I HAVENT EVEN SEEN IT WTF?

FUCKING TIMING MAN WHAT THE F----!!!!!!!

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[mischiefsmessenger]

You know something I find very confusing about the english language? The boyfriend/girlfriend thing.

Lemme elaborate: so, when you are speaking and someone says ‘oh i went ____ with my girl friend’ my first instinct is always to assume its a girlfriend, as in partner (no, not in crime.) The same with boyfriend btw.

And THEN, then there’s text, where someone goes ‘Im leaving with my bf’ and I gotta spend half an hour trying to decide whether the person meant boyfriend or best friend.

Like why would u do that to yourselves.

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I still find it funny how Gabriel had to start every ‘visit’ in the bible like-

“ Hello human, fear not-”

Human: *EAR SPLITTING SCREECH*

“ WHAT PART OF 'FEAR NOT’ ARE YOU FAILING TO UNDERSTAND ”

[mischiefsmessenger]

Really dad? You gave Michael a sword and I have to settle for a frigging kazoo?

Archangel Gabriel

[mischiefsmessenger]

Archangel of commitment issues AKA Gabriel 

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So?? Who’s around???