❝ それ以来、僕は嘘つきで
騙せない人や物も無くなって
『怪物』に成り果てちゃってさ
・・・ああ、ごめんね 泣かないで! 全部法螺話だよ?
Welcome to reality,「Danchou」
{ K } ➤ "Oiii... Wake up, Danchou~"
Wandering into the other's rooms was against the rules. Not only did it serve as an invasion of privacy, but perhaps another reason to get yelled at and punched. Ouch. But since when was he one to play by the rules? Huh... For today at least, he would have to obey. Fingertips came into contact with her door in a steady rat-tat-tat beat. Huh... Was she awake? He knocked harder, the annoying tempo unwavering. "Danchouuu -- I'm gunna walk in if you don't respond. Three...two..."
It really is a wonder that he's still in the household. With all the antics, their only purpose to derive the annoyance of others... A light grin played his lips at that thought. Really now, he was selfish. Not that he'd ever change. It was really great that Kido and Seto existed to look after him, though sometimes, the relationship felt moreso one-sided if anything. It was a strange bond, built through teasing and slugging and pain, the slugging typically coming from the current sleepyhead Danchou. But to be honest, it was pretty cute to see it all take place. What a messed up life this was... Even so, he was grateful.
Wait, the count-down's way over by now...
...Unless they were counting the way Ayano-nii did during their first Hide-and-Seek fiasco. With her "one-and-a-half," "one-and-a-quarter," until a good half-hour was wasted on counting the itty bitty fractions. Of course, it was later revealed that she heavily underestimated their Hide-and-Seek skills, and the game was never to be brought up again. Good times, good times.
"Danchou, it's a veeeery special day today, and if you don't come out, I'm gunna tell everyone you have a mega super huge crush on a strange boy and that'll scare them~"
But really, what is wrong with him?