Guuuuuuys, the jester threatened to kill me cuz I “know to much”…. Who spiked his mead with something? I think he’s been eating the brownies again. Also, wtf is too much? Everyone knows he’s a hoe, he’s just also short and funny
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Guuuuuuys, the jester threatened to kill me cuz I “know to much”…. Who spiked his mead with something? I think he’s been eating the brownies again. Also, wtf is too much? Everyone knows he’s a hoe, he’s just also short and funny
BEHOLD: the Flail of Adderall
signed up for HEMA lessons. finally achieving my dreams 🥹
I was thinking of Ser Becs post about how knights would kidnap each other and letting Nox be a damsel for once but now they're talking about therapy so I'm going to hide with Squire Peg
Hey would you guys hate me if it turned out I
“These hands are but a tool at your disposal. Tell me your will, and I shall bend them to the task.”
(Open RP, Anyone, MDNI)
The feminine urge to have a knight who would raze the holy city at my command, but who also leans into my hand and closes his eyes when I stroke his cheek