#;ask game

[a-sanguine]

How is life serving the arch-mage of amorium?

[[@magioffire this nonny is talking about you! 8D]]

Shien: Oh, it's quite... nice actually. I've served worse masters in the past and my boss is very tast-...nice to me. Sure, he has a notorious tendency to get himself into dangerous trouble and brings home all sorts of terrifying things and people - half of which want to fuck him and the other half wants to eat me... but overall it's... a pretty nice life.

[dirthara-an]

Are you a boy or a girl?

[munday asks] accepting

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First of all, I'm a lot.

[dirthara-an]

“Was that person acting odd to you?”

[Haunted History] accepting

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"Da'len", Dirthamen said bemused, "You're asking me if a shemlen acted oddly. I have long since accepted the fact, that culture clash is a permanent ailment for me, as long as you choose to stay... well here." He gestured at the high archs of Minrathous' architecture all around them. But reading Valeriu's expression Dirthamen thankfully halted in his offhanded complaint and turned towards the cloaked person, that was still meandering down the street. The more attention he paid, the deeper the frown on his face got.

"They are... oddly quiet", he admitted after a few moments, not hearing any whispered secrets leaking from the person's dreamscape, "There's not a single sound coming from their-... almost as if-... no. No that is virtually impossible!"

The moment, the old god came to a conclusion, his eyebrows flew and he turned back to Valeriu with an incredulous tone in his voice: "This person appears to have no dreamscape whatsoever. Is that mayhaps one of those perculiar Tranquils, you told me about?"

[dirthara-an]

44.

[image starters] accepting

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If there was one thing, village people definitely did better than noble folks, it was celebrations. The sun had long since gone down, but the festivities to honor the Inquisitor's latest feat - defeating a Wyvvern that had been raiding the local sheep herds for month's now - was still in full swing. There was nary a moment, any member of their current party found their hands void of a pint of freshly poured ale and poor Atreion has had at least a couple dozen invitations into various barns and bedrooms so far. Oddly enough, Souveri showed no sign of his infamous jealousy at any of these drunken women, trying to rub their voluptuous bosoms against Atreion's arms, as they kept dragging him to dance after dance around the fire. If anything, he looked fairly amused at the whole display.

When Atreion cast him yet another pleading look, probably in hopes of getting saved from having to dance again, he simply raised his own pint of ale at him, grinning a little lopsided. Emptying the pint, he finally rose on wobbly feet. Yet, when he made his way through the dancing bodies towards the Inquisitor, his steps were light and sure, easily swaying this way and that way to avoid the other dancing couples.

"Young maiden, do you mind leaving this old man this dance", he murmured in a voice, that made the woman in question blush and giggle gleefully, when he leaned over her shoulder from behind. Finally letting go of Atreion's arm, she swirled around to wink at the old mage, before leaving to find herself another willing dance partner.

Before Atreion could say anything at all, Souveri had steered him by the arm away from the large bonfire and behind a barn cast in shadows. Leaning heavily on Atreion's side, the old mage let out a soft chuckle.

"Dear me, one would think she had offered to eat you whole, with how scared you looked earlier. Which would have been a pity, really. You're a delicacy that ought to be savored and enjoyed in small bites at a time..."

Could it be? Oh no. Souveri was drunk.

[dirthara-an]

Headcanon-based ask game

One thing, I don't often touch upon, is the fact that this blog's Dirthamen is in every sense of the word a mad scientist and more importantly a passionate biologist.

Sure, Ghilan'nain is called the mother of monsters, but Dirthamen created the Varterral literally from scrap material and it's a being so powerful, it was created to antagonize literal dragons.

So here's the ask game!

In order to let my muse flex some of his biologist-muscles, send me 🐾 and Dirthamen/Souveri will share one cursed biology fact with your muse. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[sunspotssss]

🎶

[aheathenconceivably]

7, 12 + 20 for dvd/vhs asks!! :)

7. answered here <3

12. title you watch the most? for better or worse, definitely mchale's navy 1997. i'm sorry, but tim curry, bruce campbell, and dean stockwell??!??? it's MY movie. five fucking stars. you could've thrown any script at those guys and i woulda ate it up. it's such a fever dream, and so stupid, and i love forcing people to watch it. i've literally seen it like 8 times, with like half of those times being on my own. i genuinely just love it. it's been described by my victims not as a movie that they watched, but a movie that happened to them.

it also kinda felt more special to me because it was a tape i found out in the wild, which i typically value that kind of hunt more than just ordering a tape off ebay. so it just felt cooler to come across it and remember that it was some shitty tim curry movie i'd heard about. little did i know i would become one of like, five people that genuinely enjoyed it.

20. answered here!

dvd/vhs asks