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💋 (tommyhblake)

💋 for what my muse would say to the person trying to woo your muse

“First of all. Just don’t. He’s not worth it. He will never be worth it. But if you really love causing yourself pain, I suggest alcohol, for both you and him. Shameless flirting. Like I’m talking blatant, ‘let me take you home’ sort of things. The man is oblivious and you basically have to tell him what you want. There’s not subtle with Tommy Devito, so don’t even try to ‘woo’ him. Just tell him what you want.

But once again, I don’t condone this. I’d at least sleep with someone who might bother sticking around.”

[delgad-o]

💖 (tommyhblake)

“I’d say his hair. But he’s vain as hell about that and I’m not going to feed his ego…so I guess I’d have to say that smug look he gets when he knows he’s right even though it makes me want to fucking punch it off.

Fine. He’s actually got these little dimples in his hips above his ass. Those are pretty cute…”

[delgad-o]

Let's be real Frankie Mary and Tommy sleeping together would only happen if they all were drunk :)

{{ very drunk. Because I know for a fact that Mary would probably have to be very drunk to sleep with Tommy. She'd sleep with Frankie sober. But I dunno about Frankie and Tommy. But alcohol would have to be involved. But once the shit hit the fan, it'd probably be explosive. As anything with both Mary and Tommy normally is... }}

[delgad-o]

Jersey Boys Tumblr Headcanons

Frankie: He keeps the default tumblr theme and maybe changes the header photo to something pretty and the fonts for the title. He use the tags on occasion but mostly for inner dialogue not for organization but he will vaguely tag things "food" or "dogs" so he can sift through stuff if he really needs to. His blog consists mostly of funny gifs and vines. Really anything that makes him smile. It's mostly just reblogs.

Tommy: He also uses the default tumblr theme. But he likely hasn't even changed the appearance. It's still default. He uses the tags liberally for his inner dialogue on the posts and it's basically hell trying to find anything again. He mostly reblogs pictures of women and anything from the other boy's blogs that strike his fancy and posts about his day with snappy commentary.

Nicky: Nicky actually has changed his desktop theme, but just barely. It's been changed to a basic premade theme from the theme garden but it's pretty clean and neat. His mobile theme is nice and he will change it occasionally when he gets board of the color scheme or header picture. Nick mostly uses tags for internal dialogue but will tag things "ref" or something if he wants to find it again. He most reblogs cars and women, food and stuff from the other boys. But he'll also post quotes and conversations between the other three. He will post his own content every so often, bad puns, an addition to a meme, selfies. He posts the most original content of the other seasons. Because of this, he has the most followers.

Bobby: This goes without saying. His theme would probably be immaculate. He would use the code from a blog outside of the theme garden and would make tiny tweaks to the HTML on his own. It would be very clean and put together. He uses the tags mostly for organization and likes to be able to find stuff again. Bob mostly reblogs aesthetic pictures, audio of music and art. Not that he's above reblogging funny stuff from the boys or when it pops up on his dash. He doesn't use tumblr much. He honestly prefers Pinterest, but don't tell Tommy.

[luxemport]

Ѡ from an anon

Emil: *Checks phone and almost drops it, quickly deleting the pictures while blushing furiously, blocking the number*

Magnús: Nice. *Quickly sends them to Emil to be a little shit*

Send an “Ѡ” for my muse’s reaction to being sent accidental nudes.

[luxemport]

ღ with magnus? -ask-aph-winged-andorra-who-is-to-lazy-to-log-into-other-account

Who’s the first to wake up in the morning: Magnús

Who’s the one to make breakfast: Magnús

Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed: I’d say Magnús, but I think he’d be a lil shit and eat everything before Rory wakes up

Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work: Magnús

Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day: Magnús

Who chooses the movies: Rory because Magnús’s taste in media is really freakin obscure

Who initiates kissing during the moving, thus distracting the other from the movie all together: Rory when Magnús insists on watching his weird ass movies

Who orders lunch: Rory

Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking: Magnús

Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy: Rory, and Magnús proceeds to take out a sharpie and draw on him

Who distracts the other from trying to work at home: Magnús

Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old: Rory

Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream: Magnús (As some sort of weird blackmail)

Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face: Magnús

Who cooks dinner: Rory

Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards: Rory

Who stays up until 2 reading: Rory

Who stares at their partner while their sleeping: Rory

Who kisses their partner while they sleep: Rory

Basically: If it was up to Magnús all they would eat is fish based foods + he’s a lazy little fucking shit who loves to piss people off

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Send me a ღ and I’ll fill this out about a ship

[pilummxralis]