#;batfam

[feelingthxaster-blog]

what if alfred actually like sews a get-along sweater for jason and tim to wear and it becomes a christmas tradition

dick would laugh so hard when he first saw it and then he’d shut up bc alfred gives him a pointed look and he apologizes and helps jason and tim get into the sweater every year and every year he’s dodging punches from jason bc jason blames him for the stupid sweater stuff and alfred takes pictures but he doesn’t let anyone see them and he hides them v well and bruce doesn’t let anyone look for them aHHHHHHHH

[feelingthxaster-blog]

come talk to me about jason todd and tim drake and dick grayson and them on the holidays in ugly matching sweaters and everyone telling jason to take the mask off and they probably almost burn the kitchen down and alfred kicks them out into the family room where they like, attempt to play scrabble or monopoly but they almost end up killing each other so they decide to put on a movie instead and they're sitting there and eating alfred's cookies with milk or coffee and then bruce comes in and he just sits with them and they're all spread out but they're together and that's what counts pls don't touch me