lil plot/dynamics call for the asoiaf muses? Perhaps???

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lil plot/dynamics call for the asoiaf muses? Perhaps???
|| CALLA HEADCANON ||
One of Calla’s favorite pranks is telling people from outside the Neck that, besides frogs, crannogmen eat cattails. She’ll goad the person into taking a bite and laugh while the cattail seeds explode in their mouth. She will then proceed to tell them that they only eat the young shoots.
|| PLOTTING CALL - ASOIAF ||
Give this post a like if you're interested in plotting with any of my asoiaf characters and I'll drop into your IMs. If you have a specific muse in mind feel free to leave a comment.
calla is only 4’9 but don’t worry she’s very scrappy for someone who is like four frogs tall.
y’all should let me throw Calla Reed, my tiny lesbian bog witch, at southron courtly muses because it could be So Funny. They’re having A Time at court due to The Intrigue and Calla is wandering around slipping amphibians into people’s pockets.
You come visit the neck with Calla and she tells you she wants to introduce you to the salamander she grew up with. You think, oh how cute, because she's handed you the tiny ones she always manages to find no matter where she is. She warns you not to make any big splashes in the water, you think it's because she doesn't want you to scare the little thing away. It is not little, it is bigger than your boat. Calla coos at it and calls it Marsh Queen, her fangs, all two rows, are bigger than your fingers.
fighting Calla while she’s away from home: she weighs like 3 grapes and is two bananas tall you will defeat her
fighting Calla while in the neck: you will be Eaten by a salamander with a head shaped like a toilet seat.
Calla rolling up to noble households and requesting guest rite because she’s just noble enough to do so and also just shameless enough to complain to Sedge that if they’re going to stay in a house instead of camping outside then they may as well stay in a castle instead of an inn because growing up in Greywater Watch she’s FASCINATED with real castles and will try and stay in them whenever possible.