“Rin, I just wanted to tell you that last night was amazing. I don’t want you to think that just ‘cause we kissed, our friendship’s gonna change. I’m not that kind of asshole. And you’re such a great kisser, I’d be crazy to run away from you. I hope we can do it again sometime? Call me, lovely.”
♥ : for a loving voicemail
Frohe Weihnachten, Rin! That means merry christmas. I hope you’re having a wonderful time with your family. It’s been almost five months since we last saw each other and I want you to know that this time I’m not calling to apologize. This time, I want to tell you how much I cherish the summer we shared together. You’re the most wonderful girl in the world and I’m grateful for knowing you and for the good times we shared. I hope you’re happy. And I want you to know I wish you all the best in the world.
♚ : for a confessing voicemail
“Rin, I don’t know if you’ll get this. You’re probably on your flight back home already. I’m sorry I couldn’t make it. You deserve someone who loves you and cherishes you every single day of your life. I’m afraid I cannot give you that. I’m so broken, Rin. You should’ve seen me a couple years ago. I was so different back then. You deserve better. I hope you can forgive me one day.”
☆ : for a drunken voicemail
“I can’t stop thinking about you since the last time I saw you in the gardens. I know it’s so wrong. You absolutely hate me and I just broke up with Ani. But I just can’t stop thinking about the softness of your skin, the curves of your body, the sparkle in your eyes. Alles über Sie macht mich verrückt. Please, give me one night like old times. That’s all I ask for.”
✾: for a congratulatory voicemail
“Hey. My mom just told me about the news of your betrothal with the prince of Portugal, whatever his name is. Congratulations. I guess. I honestly and wholeheartedly hope he will make you happy. You deserve someone amazing, Rin. I hope he will live up to it. Take care.”
☽: for the final voicemail ever received (think death, etc)
“Rin, I don’t know if you’ve heard but... my father has died. I am king of Austria now, Rin. Can you believe that? It feels so wrong just to say it. This is the last time I’m sending you a voicemail. From now on, I will dedicate my life completely into fulfilling my father’s dreams of a prosperous nation. I loved you dearly and I wish you all the best.”
♦: for an apologetic voicemail
“I don’t know why I keep doing this if I know you probably delete every single one of my voicemails as soon as you get them. I don’t blame you, though. But in case you decide to open this one, I want you to know how sorry I am about the way things ended between us. I’ll be sorry every single day. I miss you. I miss your friendship and the good times we would have together. I hope we can at least get that back someday. Hope you’re happy, Rin.”
“Hi, Rin. Can you hear the unusual raspiness in my voice? It’s cause I’ve had three packs of cigarettes today! Three! Can you believe it? I feel like absolute shit for leaving you waiting for me at the airport. Please, pick up the phone. Please, say you forgive me and I’ll take the first flight to Doha. Over the summer, you became my addiction. And now that you’re gone, I don’t know how to live without you. Please, call me.”
☎: for a voicemail not meant for you
“Ani? Hi, baby. I just want to let you know that I’ve arrived in the airport. My flight is leaving in about 40 minutes. Have you decided if you’ll meet me at Amsterdam’s airport or shall I meet you at the palace? Either way, I can’t wait to see you baby. This past few weeks without have been torture. I love you with all my heart. Call me back as soon as you get this.”
☃: for a holiday-centric voicemail
“Hey, babe. I just want you to know that I’ve arrived in Santorini. Are you on your way already? You better be. I’ve made sure everything is prepared for when you get here. The villa where we’ll be staying is so beautiful. I’m sure you’re gonna love it. I can’t wait to see you. Isn’t it funny? I just saw you three days ago and I miss you already. Get here quickly, please!”
✉: for a ‘BIG NEWS!’ voicemail
“Baby, wake up! Baby, guess what? My father has finally agreed to buy me that black Maserati I’ve always wanted. I can’t wait ‘till you get here and we can go on a road trip to the Italian Alps. Maybe we can drive all the way to Venice? Italy is so beautiful in this time of the year. It’ll be so perfect. Just me and you and my beautiful car. Get here already.”
“Erina? Hey, you’ve forgotten your coat at the bar. The waitress was kind enough to notice and gave it to me. Maybe I can meet you for breakfast tomorrow and bring it to you? Or you’d rather have it delivered by one of the guards? Either way, let me know.”
