[A Completely and Utterly Suspicious Remark from @timelrd‘s Four.]
"Did you know rocks are full of vital minerals and nutrients." (Cue Four looking at those rocks and being very interested.) ------------
“That’s probably because they are minerals.” To the best of her knowledge, that is, though it won’t surprise her at all if there’s some alien world or other that has the exception to that rule. But right at the moment she’s not so much fussed on whether her statement is right or wrong as about gathering up her little jar of Earth stones and hiding it protectively behind her back.
“Oh no you don’t ... if you want to swallow some gastroliths, go find your own!”
















