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inanimatum i had to look like 6 days into my archive but it was worth it
Gives nose/forehead kisses
franzi because not only is he a little bit taller but because clem would be like ‘hey franzi i think you should practice kissing on me “
Gets jealous the most been?
Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive
sorry CLEM bc he cant even drink
Takes care of on sick days
Clem because one of the few perks of being dead is that he can’t get sick
Drags the other person out into the water on beach day
Gives unprompted massages
clem would because he’d be a jerk and be like “hey im older so i get to drive vroom vroom get in the car”
Brings the other lunch at work
clem has like no real job so
Has the better parental relationship
Tries to start role-playing in bed
Embarrassingly drunk dancer
Still cries watching Titanic
Firmly believes in couples costumes also
clem he firmly insists on weather these and will even allow franzi to have the head
Breaks the expensive gift rule during
Makes the other breakfast
franzi but clem would try really hard ok