#;ghost ask

[televisedinsanity]

"What blind diving tree monkey taught you to use a gun? You're shit at it. Do you ever clean your shit, or do you just pray to FUCK the bang bang murder part still works when you want it to?" - fuckyouvaas

“I did not hear you complaining when I shot you in the fucking face amigo.”

@fuckyouvaas

[rotttnapple]

“Amatus!” -@pavys >>

“Amatus.” A pleased hums, corners of a frowning mouth turning up in a little smile. “Come here, my love.”@pxvys

[televisedinsanity]

What would Vaas be like as a Twitch streamer?

“You motherfuckers ready for some hardcore Barbie Horse Adventures?!”

[televisedinsanity]

Vaas irritating the shit out Pagan when he visits the Rook Islands :P.

“Motherfucker needs to relax, no? Take a fucking chill pill, get some fucking blood on his shoes. I like the way you think, hermano.”

[televisedinsanity]

Grant groaned and covered his eyes with his arm, "What the fuuuuuuuuuuuck is with that stupid fucking music? This headache is killing me worse than that fucking bullshit lucky shot bullet!" - fuckyouvaas

“You don’t like my fucking music, hermano?” Vaas sneered, aiming a kick at the man’s hip as he passed by. “Shut the fuck up, before I fucking shoot you again.”

@fuckyouvaas

[rotttnapple]

“I don’t care who you are, I take orders from no one.” @local-trouble

“You will take orders from me and you will shut your mouth.” Cain’s patience is wearing thin from what seems like constant nagging from the woman. “Or, I will shut it for you, and I will use an old sock to do it. So please.” He turns a cold, hard stare on her. “Shut. Up.”

@local-trouble

[rotttnapple]

I JUST REALIZED YOUR TAG IS "SEA TWINK" I'M WHEEZING

LISTEN... if it looks like a sea twink and sparkles like a sea twink, it’s DEFINITELY a sea twink

[rotttnapple]

Grant laid on Charley, "Babe, I'm bored. Entertain me." - fuckyouvaas

“If you’re coming on to me you’re doing a terrible job of it.” Charley mumbles, half asleep. “But that feels nice. Don’t move.”@fuckyouvaas