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[hiveofmystery]

Name: Kujikawa Rise

Age: 16

Sector of Residence: Sector oo2!

What position are you applying for?: Public Relations and/or Tour Guide!

Why do you think you make a good match for the Mystery Shack™?: I know how to attract people fairly well, I am used to be a public image and had a prominent career so I’m sure I have the charms to sway everyone’s heart into this shack and provide a memorable experience. ♥

Anything else we should know?: One of the bosses here has a good sense of fashion and I love it.

you’re so stunning we just have to hire you! flattery will totally get you everywhere.

[hiveofmystery]

Name: Kazuya Minegishi. Or Abel, either’s cool.

Age: Uh. Would you prefer 17 or several thousand. Because both are true.

Sector of Residence: 5

What position are you applying for?: Tour Guide

Why do you think you make a good match for the Mystery Shack™?: Always love seeing the out there stuff. The more magic and occult stuff I’m around the less out of place I feel. Plus, I’m a damn good talker. I lead an army of Demons after all you should see how I can convince people. But more than that have you seen me on CittaSlam? No one draws a crowd like I do. Well, except maybe the actual fighters. Also if the power ever goes out I can probably summon something to keep the lights on so that’s good for business right?

Anything else we should know?: I’m kind of the first martyr from the story of Cain and Abel. Also a Demon. King actually, Demon King. I can show you some if you want. I also started a war against God back in my world so I may or may not have very angry Angels coming after me at some point. I will pay for any reconstruction that needs to happen if so.

I also make some killer tacos. Not, literally killer. Although I can probably make those too if you want.

Welcome aboard! Also, please give us your taco recipe.

[hiveofmystery]

Hire Me, bros.

Name: Wendy Corduroy, yo!

Age: 15

Sector of Residence: Delta

What position are you applying for?: I think I’d like to have my old job as cashier back! Reading magazines all day, playing hookey… I mean, I will take this job super seriously if you hire me. I’ll be the best.

Why do you think you make a good match for the Mystery Shack™?: Dude, I’ve been doing this job for like… ever. If I could handle being a lifeguard I soooo can handle working with people and handling money. I’m the best there is, sucka!

Anything else we should know?: Please don’t play ‘Straight Blanchin’ ’ in the store… I finally got it out of my head.

You got it, dude.

[hiveofmystery]

Name: Sayo "Beatrice" Yasuda

Age: legally 17, chronologically 19, 1000

Sector of Residence: 6

What position are you applying for?: Attraction!

Why do you think you make a good match for the Mystery Shack™?: With a name like the “Mystery Shack,” surely you’d appreciate a mystery-genre connoisseur like myself? Besides which, I happen to be a 1000-year-old witch–I’m sure I could pull out a few good tricks to impress your humble customers! As long as you’re willing to tolerate my furniture hanging around.

Anything else we should know?: I think you know all you need to know already, Dipper.

Who’s this “Sayo” person? Nobody I know of, hahaha! Consider yourself officially hired!

Just. Try not to murder anyone. This is a family establishment.

[hiveofmystery]

Name: Peridot

Age: 3000+

Sector of Residence: 004

What position are you applying for?: Attraction or Technician, depending on what you need more.

Why do you think you make a good match for the Mystery Shack™?:  I’ve seen the tabloids around this dump, you people eat the idea of ‘little green spacemen’ up like you’ve never seen anything like ‘em before. It should be pretty obvious why I’m signing up for this. 

If you don’t need me for my good looks, though, I’ve got experience fixing tech. Repairing whatever artifacts you clods manage to break should be too easy for a Gem with my experience.

Anything else we should know?: I’m not completely up to date with human technology yet, so bear with me if it takes a few hours minutes to fix something. Also, I don’t want people touching me.

…. and please don’t tell any other Gems I’m here.

HEY STEVEN PERIDOT IS HERE  No worries, consider yourself hired! We’ve been looking for someone who knows how to use a wrench.

Though... do aliens even use wrenches...?

[hiveofmystery]

Name: Terra

Age: 13

Sector of Residence: Sector oo1

What position are you applying for?: Cashier; can’t be too hard. Couldn’t hurt to throw in a few ideas for attractions here and there too, right?

Why do you think you make a good match for the Mystery Shack™?: Sounds like my kinda gig; gotta love the weird stuff, right? I’m a huge fan.

Anything else we should know?: I’m a superhero. Got some neat superpowers.

We’re definitely looking for some more cashiers, so yeah, you’re hired! Also you’ll have to show me those powers sometime.

[hiveofmystery]

Name: Skull

Age: Looks 17…..actual age is ******

Sector of Residence: Delta

What position are you applying for?: Security,  

Why do you think you make a good match for the Mystery Shack™?: I have PLENTY of experience from my world on dealing with the super natural. I’m not a bigot when it comes to others AND i’m good with repairs.

Anything else we should know?: I have a tendency to chew on anything metal whenever i’m injured to heal myself. So….please cut me some slack.

We don’t discriminate about diet around here, so no worries! You’re totally hired, but, in the case that your bosses become co-presidents, please be available for a serious promotion!