Who do you find attractive from each clique
Plastics:All of them but my little brother Kim Butowski or whatever her name is. Yes, even the little mermaid when she’s not talking.
Populars:Tough one. I never thought so close to home. Can I elect myself? I’ve been told many times to fuck myself and I would.
Jocks:If I get over the fact that they’re Jocks, Madeline and Joey.
Brains:I don’t know any brain, regretfully. It’s probably a paradox to say attractive and Brain. Brush your hair from time to time, losers.
Hipsters:Damn it, most of them. Don’t tell Marnie. Probably the top of the list would be Jade Panda.
Art Geeks:The artists? Nobody in particular, though there’s nothing as freaky as fucking an actress.
Burnouts:Rafael (am I sorry?) and Alaska (no, I’m not)
Charlies:What the fuck’s a Charlie to begin with?