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[weaponizedthicness]

i seriously feel lie going into a monogamous relationship, cause then i can constantly have one person letting me down and thats less dissappointing

[cowabxnga-blog]

intellxtual-terrapin

      “Wait, bro, so is that a no or...”          Mikey breathed in the direction of          the other, eyes innocent and curious          with goodhearted intentions. It wasn't          his fault he wasn't being more straight          forward. All the younger brother wanted          to do was borrow a thing or two, he didn't          need a lecture about their specific functions          and hazards.

[cowabxnga-blog]

frothyreporterapril

          “Heeey, sweetcheeks! Okay listen, I have a super               important question to ask you, alright? How would               you feel about a romantic evening on the beach with               lights, music, sparkling orange crush -- just you and               me, girl, against the world.”

[cowabxnga-blog]

strandedfraotarosian yellowleatherhogosha  burningfirefly hogoxsha raebanxofxsunshine23

          “It's.... so.... beautiful....”               he sighed in admiration.               The turtle's eyes were fixated,               his lips poised in the perfect               array of awe at the sight before               him.

[cowabxnga-blog]

I swear to all that is mighty in this world, if you were ever to flirt with me how you do with April I would be putty in your hands. My body is so ready for the awesomeness that is you. >/////<

          “Putty, eh?”

     Mikey takes a moment to deliberate     internally in which his face screws up     in the process, concentration filling his      inner eye.

          “What kind of putty are we talkin’           about here, the blue kind, pink, purple…          be specific. It’s veeerry important that          you be specific.”

[cowabxnga-blog]

          “Whoo-pa! Make way for some            Major League Buttkicking, dudes!                 Watch your heads!”

[cowabxnga-blog]

          “Sooo….. does this mean we can start saying the word again?”                Needless to say, he looked very hopeful.