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defunctland videos: you'll never guess who was responsible for this insane, batshit bizarre thing at Disney that got made in the late 80's to early 90's and everyone hated

Me, leaning forward: was it Michael eisner

Defunctland video: it was Michael eisner

Me, hooting and hollering: HOLY SHIT

monkeywiki

dan of game grumps is a groomer

monkeywiki

source

monkeywiki

before anyone comes into my replies implying this is something debatable / until we see more i am a grooming victim and the fact is that i want you to ask yourself if a near 40 year old man engaging in nonsexual emotionally dependent relationships with any to one underage teen fan for the purpose of being besties and then suddenly turning it sexual the moment they turn 18 seems normal to you. the inherent age difference and celebrity power imbalance is established the moment he continues contact with a child as an adult.

strawberrywoong-deactivated2022

what do u guys call ur moms ??? idk why this is so fascinating to me but in english i call my mom “mom” but in romanian i call her “mami” mostly or if im annoyed then “mama” ??? most ppl ive met call theirs mom though

#mami #ma #or i call her by her last name

readyforit

reblog and put in the tags: your star sign, a song that you’ve been listening to a lot lately, your favourite colour, your thoughts on cows, and your favourite season!

#cancer #feisty by jhameel #burgundy #I LOVE THEM #summer

matchanh

pinkswall

Please don’t write nsfw shit about real life people ffs

pinkswall

Lost a follower for this

Good fucking riddance

Anyway real people aren’t your playthings to ship and write nsfw of. There’s a line between just having fun and being incredibly disgusting and a lot of u cross that line too often.

Don’t treat real people like fictional characters and make them do nasty shit for ur own pleasure. Real life people have told fans multiple times that they don’t like being shipped with other people and I doubt they’d be okay with porn written about them. (Like Buzzfeed Unsolved for example. The two guys running it have had to make an announcement saying that they weren’t comfortable with that ship shit)

If I found out someone was writing porn about me, I’d attack them immediately. This shit has ruined/almost ruined friendships before. Don’t do this shit.

U can reblog this if u want though I encourage u to do so bc people really need to have this drilled into their skulls

spageddy

‪DIO • 122 years young • Aries ♈️ • Bisexual • Single • Vampire • Lawyer (Hugh Hudson Academy ‘88) • Catboy scientist • Cult leader • Father of at least 4 • Godkin • ENTJ • Chaotic evil • 32% Italian 🇮🇹 • Book lover • Michael Jackson stan • 6’5 if it matters‬

spageddy

🔪 DNI 🔪

- If you are of the Joestar bloodline

- If you follow anyone of the Joestar bloodline

- If you post about the sun/sunlight

- If you think murder is wrong

- If you kin God (The Bible). I already kin God and I hate doubles

- If you address me as anything other than Lord DIO (yes, in all caps, get used to it) you will be hardblocked

babyanimalgifs

blankets make him so happy

(via)

reliefcrossing

“Recreated this tweet” by reddit user asadfarook

minkidoodles

I love not know who 95% of celebrities are. every day someone new is trending and I go "I don't know who the FUCK this is" and move on. I love that

minkidoodles

angelkissedface

i’m reopening my commissions since my job doesn’t give me enough hours to really do anything! currently slots are unlimited, but should i get enough interest then i’ll be sure to announce if i’m closing commissions temporarily.

prices are listed in my currency, gbp! feel free to contact me through any of the listed platforms with any questions.

thank you so much for all the continued interest! please take a moment to reblog and share ♡

lets say i wanted to rp on tumblr again, how...how would one go about that?