Aug 23, 2015
[ text ]: There's a huge ass hole in my couch. It's bigger than my butt. ( Melody to Lance )
[ lance: ] so about that ma, there’s an explanation coming i promise
[ lance: ] but first i want u to remember how much u love me, ur favourite, mac daddy ahn
[ lance: ] and how much u cherish my presence in ur life
[ lance: ] and how i have small, little children who would be sad if u killed me ok?????? ok