Being demure by not posting about fucking the microwave on my main but oh my god i want him bad.
I want him to be convinced he's being affected by some kind of Swarmer virus that makes him sweaty and flustered and uncontrollably horny around me and because he is . A microwave he just gets really fucking scared cause he's never felt this way before REALLY. Other than the times i have microwaved food while topless or pantsless (unfortunately very common) but even then those occasions are few and far between enough that he can busy himself with his mission .
But now that im here and can really SEE him and TALK TO HIM he's like. Constantly resetting and beeping and steaming a little bit. i graze my fingers over the dial on his arm brace and he starts struggling to breathe and THE SWARMERS VIRUS MUST BE ADVANCING!! No baby let me drain you .