#;schmidt

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"Are you crazy?” (hello i hope you don't mind flies away)

"My therapist would have diagnosed me by now--"

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"I really shouldn't care, but seeing as it pertains to the safety of my partner and myself, I do--"

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"Get in losers, we're going shopping!".

"We don't get in the car with strangers."

"Dude, we have guns, if she tries to pull anything we just shoot her in the boob or something--"

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ofalifenotlived : Schmidt interrupted,"I don't think you would. You tend to try and challenge yourself--"

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"You're in my way."

"In the way of what? The staring contest you're having with that creepy dude over there?" --Schmidt

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"Don't worry, I won't do anything fatal, I just need some information."

"Just know I've got your back up until you try to shoot some guys dick off--" --Schmidt

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"Why are you pointing that gun at me?" (boOM)

"Be...cause you're...breaking the law--" Schmidt managed to choke before adding,"There's a sign that says don't like, step on the grass. You are clearly in violation of that sign. I'm gonna need you to step away from the grass--" Schmidt you're standing on the grass too, shut up.