[Just Friends? meme from @timelrd‘s Six]
“I’m personally offended that you didn’t get me to be your fake date.” ------------
“If there’s one thing I’ve learned, Doctor, it’s that for you being offended is a lifestyle choice. And besides,” She smacked her lips over newly applied lipstick and reached for a tissue to blot, “I was certain it wouldn’t be your scene.”
Standing from her seat at the mirror, she brushed off her dress and put some finishing touches on her hair. “I mean, imagine the impact on your reputation!” Turn, check back of dress, “Couldn’t possibly allow that to happen.”











