#;skeleton man

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[ Laying facedown in the couch cushions is a little dramatic, Ray. This isn’t even YOUR APARTMENT ]

[pinksniperrifle]

Ray glances up from the couch, head falling back from the arm of it. He looks much too comfortable for being in a place he wasn’t invited to be. From his perspective, Ryan is upside down; he can’t exactly tell what kind of mood he’s in based on that face. Better to just be smooth about the whole uninvited thing, right? 

“You’re out of Peanut Butter.”  Smooth.

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[SMS: Dry Bones] I could really go for some juice right now

[his fingers slip]

[SMS: Drama Dad] Because I’m dying

[SMS: Drama Dad] Joel’s given me two weeks. RIP me

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[SMS: Dry Bones] Hey jerk, thanks for keeping in touch

[SMS: Dry Bones] Where are you? I feel like I’m going to drive off a cliff.

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[SMS: Skelly] Ryan pls come on the walk with me gus is brnigging burnie i dont want to third wheel

[SMS: Skelly] also i cntt see out of my left eye I've poked it too many tims trying to get the paint right

[SMS: Skelly] help

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[SMS: Skelly] Abso-fucking-lutely unbelievable.

[SMS: Skelly] After all I’ve done for them, they’ve forgotten me.

[SMS: Skelly] I can’t... I can’t ever go back, Ryan.

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[SMS: Skelly] Hey bone head, where are you and your mid-game-running husband

[SMS: Skelly] Jack’s having a tizzy and i gotta clean up. Don’t make me start a list. I’ll start listing things, i swear.

[SMS-delayed: Skelly] One, you probably shouldn’t chase after random crowns.

[SMS: Skelly] Two, IT WAS THE LAST ROUND OF the GAME GAVIN I KNOW YOURE READING THIS OVER HIS SHOULDER YOU ABANDONED ME

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[SMS-Delayed: Skelly] You’ve got blood on your chin and it looks like drool.

[SMS: Skelly] And you’re still an ass.